women in need of a short cut in the dating game, too old for the run around and to young for throwing in the hat.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? get in and start the water
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 23
How old do you act? 21
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the captain of the pirate ship
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY DO YOU HAVE? --PICTURES--
You have a Wet Pussy
You got tha type of pussy guys never forget, no need for foreplay yo pussy already wet, gurl.
