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Leah and Joel

Only a bitch like me deserves a bastard like you

About Me

Leah: I am a happily married 22 year old mother. My daughter is Two and a half years old. Her name is Araydia. My other daughter Kinzi is now 2 1/2 months old. Just the cutest little chubby monkey ever. My husband Joel is 23. He is a tattoo artist and piercer in his spare time. I am currently searching for a job, anything I can get at this point. I know I said I would never go back to C.N.A. work, but it looks like I have no choice.. That's about all there is to me.Joel: I'm Joel. Let's see here, I like art, I do tattoos, piercings. I'm married. I have a beautiful baby girl. Hmm...and I like fast cars.

My Interests

Leah: I love being a mommy and a wife first and formost. I like cooking, shopping, bull dogs,pit bulls, going to the bar, and many other things.Joel: music, art, tattoos, and old cars.
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I'd like to meet:

Leah: Friends from my past, present, and future.Joel: Anyone around the canon area who wants a good deal on some ink, metalheads, and firebird fanatics.

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Music:

Green Day, Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Ozzy, Cradle of Filth, Tool, I-October, and many more...

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Movies:

Leah: Anything with Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Bruce Willis. I love to watch my hot men. And when I'm on mushrooms, Small Soldiers. (Garganites!)Joel: Strangeland, Alice in Wonderland, Nightmare Before Christmas (fuck Corpse Bride, it didn't even compare!), House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Jason movies, Hellraiser movies, any vampire or werewolf movie, and b-rated movies.

Television:

Leah: I like the Discovery cahnnel, National geographic, World Poker tour, TLC, Food Network, and of course I love Sex in the City.Joel: Movie channels, some sci-fi, History and Discovery channels, anime, and Cartoon Network when I'm with Araydia, but mostly because I want to watch it.

Books:

Leah: Like i seriously have time to read anything but baby books.Joel: Almost anything, I'll take a look at it. Doesn't mean I'll like it, though.

Heroes:

Leah: My mommy, and Billie Joe Armstrong.Joel: Dani Filth, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy Osbourne, King Diamond, Dez Fafara, Raina Foss Rose (goddess of bass), and fuckin Maynard.