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About Me

The Mr. Maggot Show is an accomplished group of survivors. Our story is that of love, fury, death, germination, shame and content. Please, check your mental baggage at the door.

My Interests

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Member Since: 5/21/2006
Band Members: Mr. Maggot, daddy longlegs, Mrs. Maggot a.k.a Techno Kid Dinosaur, Mistress Maggot and Friend of Maggot.
Influences: The Mr. Maggot show is pleased to please. The maggots like it raw. Always naked. Fats. Blood on the Road. Three Cheeses Christ. The Melting pot. the Opportunity Stick. doggy. Bill Nye. Quivering children. anybody who is bigger than me. whomever punches me. the military. bannana in the tail pipe. bannana in the wind pipe. Sober and Fat. The man dog. Pictures of your family smiling. anyone who asks me if I would like to fly. Wet the hot dog first. Bet the rot log bursts. Silencing talk. another attempt to mock real living life in red woolen sock. people that smile at me (wanna rip your teeth out). anyone who mispronounces the words, "help me I'm dying" (that makes it thier problem). Things that go hump in the night. The late sandwichinthedark. pleased to beat you. chumpy the legs. alive and dying. The poles are flipped. Karp. please watch my dog. you'll never get away with this. -love maggot-
Sounds Like: squish squish
Type of Label: None

My Blog

look for me on tv

Be sure to tune in to Nesn this summer. I had an audition to be on Sox appeal, that speed dating game show that is starting this summer at fenway park. And I think they are going to pick me. Then you ...
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

HI HO

Rest in Peace Kurt Vonnegut.
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

lets just wait and see

I am so tired and bored with the grind. We should start an army and do something. This existance is so tired and predicted.
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:20:00 PST

Threepenny CirCus

I should probably let you people know that I am currently deeply woven with a group of kids, a band. Threepenny CirCus. They are at the top of my friends list, so if you are my friend than you should ...
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:53:00 PST

Dicky Crickettes

I hate it when people eat food within earshot of me. If it is quiet, especially if it is. Eat somewhere else. your gurgling and mouth bubbles make me want to wring your neck. -love Maggot
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

FUUUU UU UU UU U U UUCKKK K

I chipped my tooth.
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST

sharing is caring

Look at me!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEE! YAY!I do what I can. I have a diet. two eggs fried hard. morning. I stare the sun down. night. creepy carwlers. I am saving my change. I am leaving town. cause. ...
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

HEY LAADIESSSS!!!

I came to a realization!!! Hell yes I did, I taught myslef how to travel the planes. Astro, Bio, Dyno and bistro. Now as I sleep I first lay on my back and consider three things. First the temp...
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:22:00 PST

Who loves Absinth everyobdy?

All I remember is there was a green glass of liquid. We put sugar on a spoon and lit it on fire. stir and drink. stir and drink. stir and drink. Three times, cause that is how many I had. Next thing I...
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST

More fun than nothing

It's just like playing chess by yourself the man added. You can't help but think of what you are going to counter with. And furthermore, it's boring.
Posted by The Mr. Maggot Show on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST