Maria

Yeah right, you look like a dead walrus washed up on a shore and left to rot for nine months.

About Me

things that make my little stone heart flutter: my daughter. anything pink. ny yankees. comfy zip-ups. lemonade. buttons. my phone. my laptop. fairies. nightmare before x-mas. living dead dolls. new cd's. my diesel sunglasses. hello kitty. harleys. guns. belt buckles. wonder woman. derek jeter. i'm a bit of a hopeless romantic. cheesy lines...make me smile. i'm a sucker for flowers. TJ's philly cheesesteaks. tattoos. my guitar. anything with cherries. my family. my friends. quiddler. the sky. captain morgan. CSI. bettie page. PEZ. puppies. stars. yankee candles. anything vanilla. italian ices. roses.

things that make me want to stick nails through my fucking eyes: liars!

My Interests

eating as much as i possibly can all in a day's work!oh and finding time for margaritas!

I'd like to meet:

Paula McAllister...i hear she knows HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WWWOOORRRKKK!!!

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Music:

a lot of good stuff.

Movies:

nightmare before x-mas. edward scissor hands. willy wonka. cat in the hat. donnie darko. corpse bride. harry potter. undead.

Television:

csi. nip-tuck. it's always sunny in philadelphia. the soup.

Books:

nothing in particular at the time

Heroes:

Bettie Page