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Evan Colten - "Enjoy Your Pancakes"

Whoever said comedians dont get laid as much as rock stars?

About Me

Anyone who has ever met Evan Colten can tell you how dedicated he is to creating comedy and meeting the demands of fans (when he has any). When he was 14, Evan wrote down some things that he found funny in his life after watching a stand-up comedy special on tv. After a solid year of writing, Evan Colten performed in his first stand-up show with fantastic comedic results. He has performed in both of NYC's top comedy clubs; The Gotham and the Laugh Factory. In order to keep the funny juices flowing, Evan started to write sketch comedy and decided to put them on video. After great reviews from friends, family, and even total strangers, Evan realized that he had a gift with comedy. Now at the age of 17, Evan Colten tries to perform in as many places as he can. Who knows? He may be performing near you!..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Christain Finnegan, Jim Carry, George Carlin, Jeff Dunham, and Russel Peters.

Music:

Metal and Rock; favorate bands are System of a Down, Disturbed, Seether, Queens of the Stone Age, Evanescence, Slipnot, Crossfade, and Flyleaf.

Television:

Heroes, Comedy Central Presents, Premium Blend, Comic Remix, HBO, HBO Comedy Half-Hour, Futurama, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Cash Cab

My Blog

Girls, fill this out!

fill this out girls 1.Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you...
Posted by Evan Colten - "Enjoy Your Pancakes" on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

Funny-ass proverbs

The Funny-ass Proverbs of Evan Colten"Watching my performance will inevitably lower your I.Q.""Beware of comedians, the first 5 rows are in the splash zone" (if you dont get this one, you've obviously...
Posted by Evan Colten - "Enjoy Your Pancakes" on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST