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Appalachian Winter

Also known as The Schellsburg Symphony Orchestra.

About Me

FIRST THING: SPAM ME, AND I WILL KILL YOU. NO IFS, ANDS OR BUTS.
Appalachian Winter is a one man black metal band from the rural mountains of Pennsylvania. I, Daniel George Klyne, am the sole proprietor of this project. The band used to have my name as the band name, but I am branching off the usual way of doing things because this black metal is different from anything else I've done before. I hope Appalachian Winter will eventually come to have a few albums to call its own, but no guarentees can be made.
I do not promote and will not promote. I am a musician first and foremost. I do not want comments on the music, because I don't care if you like it or hate it. The only opinions that matter here are my own.
If you're only here for the music, pay no attention to the blogs. My writing and my music are two very seperate things. If you hate just nearly everything and everybody, give the blogs a try. And before you ask, yes I am a Maddox fan/ripoff.
Please only contact me on urgent matters: [email protected]

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/21/2006
Band Members: Daniel George Klyne and a shitload of equipment. And very good luck.
Influences: Abigail Williams
Age of Silence
Alkonost
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Arcturus
Asmengin
Bal-Sagoth
Beethoven
Blut aus Nord
Borknagar
Chopin
Cradle of Filth
Cronian
David Gilmour
Dark Tranquility
D.C. Cooper
Debussy
Delain
Devin Townsend
Dimmu Borgir
Dol Ammad
Dorn
Dragonlord
Einherjer
Emperor
Empyrium
Ensiferum
Enya
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Evergrey
Faith No More
Falkenbach
Finntroll
Gernotshagen
Hammerfall
Iced Earth
Ihsahn
Immortal
In Flames
John Charney
Johnny Cash
Korpikklaani
Kotipelto
Leaves’ Eyes
Menhir
Mithotyn
Moonsorrow
Nebelkorona
Nightwish
Old Man’s Child
Opeth
Peccatum
Pink Floyd
R.E.M.
Rhapsody
Silent Force
Simon and Garfunkel
Solefald
Source of Tide
Summoning
Sturmgeist
Taake
Tarja
Tarot
Therion
Tristania
Turisas
Ulver
Van Halen
Vinterriket
Vintersorg
Wagner
Walter Brennan
Waterclime
Windir
Wintersun

Sounds Like: Liquid slaughter.
Record Label: No label will be allowed to fuck this up.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

My Republicanism ends . . .

 . . . officially soon.  Don't worry, I'm not on drugs and I haven't changed as far as personality and most opinions.  And my mind has not been hijacked by aliens (technically).  T...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST

PMS is NOT a bad mood. Ill show you right now what a "bad mood" is all about

Alright, I was checking my email the other day.  People once in a while forward shit to me, which is a waste because I keep an email account for communication, and not for useless bullshit. ...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:26:00 PST

Politics getting you down? Try optimism!

Okay, I’m going to make my position on the political spectrum crystal clear:  I am a Libertarian in Republican skin.  What that means is there’s not a single fucking candidate wh...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:02:00 PST

Some stupid thing I found . . .

I forget the exact title to this gem but it had something to do with things guys should not do on the first date, from a woman’s perspective.  Of course, I had some issues with what the per...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

Guys, tuck your penises between your legs, cause for the next few minutes you are my bitches.

Note:  Forgot to turn the privacy off on this thing when I was done.  Apologies for being a moron.   Since I don't really know where to start, let's just start where it hurts.  Yes...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:01:00 PST

Why you self-congratulating "mothers" need to just shut the fuck up.

Seriously, just shut the fuck up. Need an explanation?  Alright, I'm a nice guy.  I'll give you a damned good one. I'm tired of hearing it.  Seriously.  All you ever seem to do is ...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

A very late Festivus Rant!

Apologies to John, your celebration of the holiday must have seemed awfully lonely.  Plus, I missed a chance to rant!!  Wow, it's been awhile since I've failed this hard! Let the grieviences...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:41:00 PST

Hey, Advertising cretins: Stop wiping your ass with my holiday! (and some news)

News first:  I'm obviously back!  Due to final projects and some other personal shit (not bad stuff, just running around getting errands done that were waiting for my attention for the past ...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST

A couple annoying TV things that need to go . . .

Okay, the first thing has been outright making me want to cut my ears off and shove them up my ass - where the residual sound is more pleasant.  There is this commercial that is played quite alot...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:43:00 PST

Things Ive seen that disturbed me . . .

1.  So, I was leaving the bank with a fat wad of Benjamins that I accumulated (like any good Republican) from the slaughter of innocent Iraqi babies.  I hopped into my XL-7 . . . er, I mean ...
Posted by Appalachian Winter on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST