The Court of Pope Theodokelesmonagalande
Myself - The titular head of the pontificate state. As Pope I get to have the final say in all of my decisions and everything I say is subject to Papal Infallibility, for instance; “Fish is Good†I said it must be good, so it is*.
Rhiannon - The Dark Mistress of Darkness. An invaluable overlord of the world, her responsibilities include; spreading evil, working to overthrow goodness and the bake sale in March.
Sweden - Head of the Vatican Secret Service (the V.S.S). As the head of such an important position Sweden aka Agent Pope-Spy overseas the deployment of Vatican spies throughout the world.
Scotty - General of the Swiss Guard & also, somewhat controversially the bodyguard of the Dark Mistress of Darkness. His reasons for this are twofold, one; he’s bored, two; the pay.
Jamil - Pontifex Maximus. As the Second-In-Command to the Pope the Pontifex Maximus oversees much of the day to day policy of the Vatican, he presides over the daily worship of the gods, the finances and the holy wars
Brooke - Slacker, for some reason she has the West-Wing of the Vatican. Also she has a secret chateau, populated by penguins, in the Swiss Alps where she protects prawns from the Pope's ravenous hunger, guarded by an elite squad yodelling ferrets. Why the Pope allowed this when it denies him a favourite food is a mystery, was he drunk at the time? Most people say yes
Robert - Musician of the Holy See. The mainstay of all ceremonial functions at the Vatican, he is a master of all the classical music called for by the Pope and also, more recently, the punk rock
*unless contradicted by such luminaries as The Dark Mistress of Darkness.Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor
