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LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS

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About Me


GODFATHER OF THE SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE

I created the SPiT LiKE THiS Universe with more than a little help from my partner in crime, ViKKi SPiT. We started off with absolutely nothing other than a few hair-brained ideas but, we seem to have captured some people's imaginations.
How do you start a whole Universe from scratch? Well, believe it or not, it started with the sale of Vikki's used panties on eBay. We used the funds from that to record and release the first SPiT LiKE THiS EP, "The Pop Shot!". We also set up our Offensive T-shirt company, SMELLYOURMUM.COM. The idea behind the latter was to provide us with enough income to eat and also fund SLT.
You know what? IT WORKED!
In the UK, SMELLYOURMUM.COM is the FiRST choice for anyone that wants decent, hand-printed, offensive T-shirts. I design them, Vikki prints them. Our overheads are low so the prices are low. Check them out (banner below) and buy something safe in the knowledge that you are funding Rock n Roll!
As for the band, well, we just go from strength to strength. Like with all artistic endeavors, you have moments in the light and moments in the shade but, on the whole, we are winning. It hasn't been easy but, we aren't going anywhere and there are enough people out there that give a shit about what we do to know that it has meaning.
SPiT LiKE THiS is the musical embodiment of everything that I am. I am not someone to fuck with and nor is my band. We are on a mission to recruit as many sick fucks as we can on our journey. Twisted people that want their buttons pushed. Twisted freaks that want to push people's buttons.
Is there any other way?
No. I have yet to witness another band that delights and angers in equal amounts. For everyone that loves us, you will find another that hates us. And that is the way it should be. The fact is, we are NOT trying to appeal to everyone. We are NOT trying to be the next this or the next that. We are the first SPiT LiKE THiS. We ARE the band your parents warned you about. We ARE for real.
Don't believe me? Then check us out. Banner is below.
And this is what my life is right now. My daily task is to entertain, enthrall, enlighten freaks like you and to outrage, anger, annoy everyone else.
So, why not become a part of it? You know you want to...
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THANK YOU!
4th August 2006 - Big thanx to those who voted me a ROCK DEViL this month - you obviously know your stuff!

My Interests

Lying, theft and deception. Honestly.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with an ounce of originality. Everyone else, PLEASE fuck off now.

Music:

My band, SPiT LiKE THiS. The coolest motherfuckers on earth. Period.

SPiT LiKE THiS "Rebel Lover" 2007

ADD TO YOUR PROFiLE!

SPiT LiKE THiS :: CULT UK ROCK BAND :: SPiTLiKETHIS.com //Next is a list of music that I have, love or has INSPiRED me (in CAPS) either musically, emotionally or both...ADAM ANT/ADAM AND THE ANTZ, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Babylon AD, The Bang Gang, Bang Tango, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Blur, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, Cats In Boots, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Clannad, Clockwork Orange, Conan The Barbarian, The Cult, DEF LEPPARD, DURAN DURAN, Eminem, Erotic Suicide, FASTER PUSSYCAT, FRANKiE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD, GARY NUMAN, GENESiS, Girl, Girls Aloud, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Great White, GUNS 'N' ROSES, Hanoi Rocks, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Huey Lewis And The News, Imani Copolla, INXS, Jimmy Ray, KiD ROCK, KiSS, LA GUNS, Love/Hate, Madonna, MARC BOLAN/T-REX, Megadeth, METALLiCA, MOTLEY CRUE, Obie Trice, Pantera, Poison, PRiNCE, QUEEN, Ratt, Rob Zombie, ROCKY HORROR, SCiSSOR SiSTERS, SEX PiSTOLS, SHAKiN' STEVENS, SHOTGUN MESSiAH, Sepultura, Slayer, THE SWEET, Tigertailz, TLC, Van Halen, WASP, Warrant, WiLDHEARTS, Whitesnake - and loads more besides!

Movies:

STAR WARS, hedwig and the angry inch, clockwork orange, secretary, almost famous, american beauty, natural born killers, dusk til dawn, the classic kevin smith movies, superstar, most things with ben stiller in, rocky horror show, boogie nights, little shop of horrors, jack black stuff, that funny bloke from anchorman - will ferrell, that's it - old '80's john hughes type moviez...can't think of anything else at the moment but, anything that makes me think, laugh or cry. blandness kills me.......

Television:

Moonlighting, Family Guy, Simpsons, Larry Sanders, Peep Show, Man Stroke Woman, Bo' Selecta, Brass Eye, Little Britain, Louis Theroux, Jimmy Carr, League Of Gentlemen, Will & Grace, Ricky Gervais, Spaced, Seinfeld, Spin City, Peter Kay, Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Andrew Dice Clay, 90210, Cosby Show, Scrubs, Nighty Night, Derren Brown, Big Train, Roseanne, Ellen, Caroline In The City, The Critic, Cheers, Frasier, Eddie Izzard, Married With Children, People Like Us, Sex And The City... I shan't go on, rather summarize by saying: most intelligent comedies, some dumbass ones, anything that will fill my brain with information without boring me...

Books:

Any autobiography / biography. Mainly though, I like the "how to take over the world" style bookz and anything that improvez my mind...

Heroes:

Me, Myself and I...

My Blog

(Not Your) Typical SPiT LiKE THiS Gig

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)Last weekend, we played the first (of what I hope will be many) Fetish fairs.  I consider myself to be a rather broadminded indiv...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:42:00 PST

Fame Academy

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)I was reminded of this event after a friend posted a bulletin on myspace exclaiming the virtues of SPiT LiKE THiS vs TV Talent shows l...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

blog.spitlikethis.com is where you will find MY thoughts.

I keep a pretty extensive blog over on my official Blog site, blog.spitlikethis.comThere you can read my thoughts, musings and other such nonsense.So, go there, not here....
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:00:00 PST

2007 Round Up

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)It's been a while since I've written any of these.  Apologies for that.  I didn't realise how many people read them but have...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:40:00 PST

My Weekend In HELL&

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)&Hard Rock Hell, that is! For those that don't know, Hard Rock Hell is a rock festival that took place November 9th-11th at Butlins - ...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST

Singing Tips

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)Well, first of all, I would like to state that I am not an authority on this, by any means.  I have never had lessons or been pro...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

3 Gigs In 24 Hours!

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)This past weekend, we have just embarked on one of our busiest schedules to-date: 3 gigs in less than 24 hours! The first was a Zombie...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:37:00 PST

Yes, We Have Opened For The Misfits&

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)Ever since we opened for the legendary US punk band, The Misfits, a couple of weeks ago, we keep being asked the same two questions: 1...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:36:00 PST

NABD Biker Ralley 2007

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)Yesterday we appeared at the NABD Biker Ralley in Oxfordshire.  What a grand day out!  Leaving SLT HQ at about 3-ish, we arr...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

What A Difference A Week Makes!

(Copied from my own official blog at http://blog.spitlikethis.com)This time last week, I wrote a blog that made me sound like a whiny Goth-slash-Emo.  I'm not proud of it, but it was a fair repre...
Posted by LORD ZiON of SPiT LiKE THiS on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST