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Kicking More Ass Than You At Dynasty Warriors:

The Current Kill Record:5775

HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OUT OF HIMSELF GETS RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN



Unquestionable Truths:

-Biggest and the Best by clawfinger is CBA's unofficial alma mater-

-Joe should pick the Monte Carlo-

-You couldn't ask for more? I could...-

-Stop putting bulletins up about your pictures, we dont care-

-This is in fact SPARTA-

-If its too fucking loud your just too fucking old-

-If your a random person your probably an asshole-

-Joe will come to your house and he will CUT you-

-You have no chance to survive, make your time-

-You CANT beat me at Dynasty Warriors 5-

-Namcaublasianic is an ethnicity in my book-

-Your book sucks-

-Fucking kangaroos....-

-and the giant meteor's like "well fuck that"

-silly faggot dicks are for chicks-

-Questioning Integrity is rogers specialty-

-The caveman in Alex's Xbox is temperamental-

-I will get into the 13th circle-

-Pond water dosent move-

-Theres no I in drill team....oh wait...no there is-

-CBA Math is always a correct answer-

-Pain is weakness leaving the body-

-American appliances dont work in europe-

-toilets flushing backwards is reason enough to go to Australia-

-Lucas can kill you with a pistol ANYWHERE with his eyes closed-

-10.00$ is just right for matt-

-Wolf needs to work on his listening skills-

-Joe kills more curbs than you-

-(CBA)/(Schalmont+Mohonasen)=11-0-

-Can you see me faggot-

-LOL is not my most overused phrase on AIM-

-SARGE can kill anyone by looking at them-

-SARGE will always beat you at a fancy drink contest-

-If I ever get the chance he wont get a second chance-

-Women suck at driving-

-he wishes-

-Where is your god now?-

-Five Guys can't count-

-Rage Agaist the Machine does not care for most things-

-Dammit get off the couch, but im jesus christ-

-I
-Studies prove "For You" by Staind betters everyday life-

-Metal will always be better-

-Only cba can tell someon who invented something that they're doing it wrong-

-Joe will always know more than you-

-Chuck Norris will always kick more ass than you ever will-

-Those shirts may not be made in Hawaii but Taiwain is an island too-

-Inside Jokes are always funnier-

-It's not named senior ball for nothing-

-Matt asserts himself for cookies-

-You cannot spell Funeral without Fun-

-America will always be better-

-For every sprinkle i find alex will kill you-

-The lay up is completed-

-Our duo opening will never be able to be improved upon-

-All your base are belong to us-

-I think therefore i have a headache-

-Survivor called theyve voted you off the planet-

-Girls who hit themselves in the face with swords should aim lower-

-Raphael knows where your going-

-CBA can do cranstons better than cranston-

-Continious rifle slapping dosent count as a trick show-

-The word fag is in fact NOT a dagger to the heart-

-I recognize Petoria as a soverign nation-

-Tonight we dine in the 13th circle of hell-

-Lucas' cousin can't beat me at any videogame-

-Your myspace is nothing compared to mine-

-HN Girls are distracted by shiny objects-

-My Gov/Eco Teacher can kick your Gov/Eco Teachers Ass-

-Master Chief was cooler in Halo 1-

-Sev was the coolest republic commando-

-James will make you get out of bullets-

-Friends dont let Friends turn into zombies-

-Chewey chips-ahoy cookies are better-

-If its not on ITunes its on Limewire-

-Mr. Price wants a word WISZH you-

-Bring a ballistic sheild when visiting Matts trunk-

-Desicion is not spelled Decition-

-You'd think she'd have noticed by now-

-Its not my fault the game wants you to die-

-Thats alright thats ok youre gonna work for us someday-

-God doesn't want alex and I to ever beat Two Betrayls on legendary-

-Im way better than you at HTML and always will be-

-Your opinion dosent mean shit-

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A demon watches over you. You may find yourself at times wishing those you dislike dead. Sometimes, you may find yourself being jealous. Anger can often get the best of you. You are a unique individual. Overall though, you are a kind person with a big heart. Your demon is always watching over you. Though a demon may seem like evil is watching you, it is not true. Your demon is on neither side; good nor evil. Your demon is on your side. Your demon is constantly protecting and guiding you down the right path for you in life.

I. LAYING PLANS

1. Sun Tzu said: The art of war is of vital importance to the State.

2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.

3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

4. These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth; (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.

5,6. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger.

7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.

8. Earth comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.

9. The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerely, benevolence, courage and strictness.

10. By method and discipline are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every general: he who knows them will be victorious; he who knows them not will fail.

12. Therefore, in your deliberations, when seeking to determine the military conditions, let them be made the basis of a comparison, in this wise:--

13. (1) Which of the two sovereigns is imbued with the Moral law? (2) Which of the two generals has most ability? (3) With whom lie the advantages derived from Heaven and Earth? (4) On which side is discipline most rigorously enforced? (5) Which army is stronger? (6) On which side are officers and men more highly trained? (7) In which army is there the greater constancy both in reward and punishment?

14. By means of these seven considerations I can forecast victory or defeat.

15. The general that hearkens to my counsel and acts upon it, will conquer: let such a one be retained in command! The general that hearkens not to my counsel nor acts upon it, will suffer defeat:--let such a one be dismissed!

16. While heading the profit of my counsel, avail yourself also of any helpful circumstances over and beyond the ordinary rules.

17. According as circumstances are favorable, one should modify one's plans.

18. All warfare is based on deception.

19. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

21. If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him.

22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

23. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.

24. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

25. These military devices, leading to victory, must not be divulged beforehand.