Mine Soon Enough
ALL MY SITE!!! ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
HEAR MY SITE SAY NI!!! We have the Holy Hand gernade. Yes, of course! The Holy Hand gernade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand gernade ! Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. How does it, um-- how does it work? I know not, my liege. Consult the Book of Armaments! Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. And Saint Attila raised the hand gernade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- Skip a bit, Brother. And the Lord spoke, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being gernade in My sight, shall gernade it.' Right! One!... Two!... Five!Three, sir! Three! [angels sing] [boom]
A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! We've found a w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! We've got a w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a w i t c h! We've found a w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! We have found a w i t c h. May we burn her? Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her! How do you know she is a w i t c h? She looks like one. Right! Yeah! Yeah! Bring her forward I'm not a w i t c h. I'm not a w i t c h. Uh, but you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. Augh, we didn't! We didn't... And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Well, we did do the nose. The nose? And the hat, but she is a w i t c h! Yeah! We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! Did you dress her up like this? No. No. Yes. Yes. Yeah, a bit. A bit. A bit. She has got a wart. What makes you think she is a w i t c h? Well, she turned me into a newt. A newt? I got better. Burn her anyway! Burn! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!... Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a w i t c h. Are there? Ah? What are they? Tell us! Tell us!... Tell me. What do you do with w i t c h e s? Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn them up! Burn!... And what do you burn apart from w i t c h e s? More w i t c h e s! Shh! Wood! So, why do w i t c h e s burn? [pause] B--... 'cause they're made of... wood? Good! Heh heh. Oh, yeah. Oh. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... Does wood sink in water? No, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond! The pond! Throw her into the pond! What also floats in water? Bread! Apples! Uh, very small rocks! Cider! Uh, gra-- gravy! Cherries Mud! Uh, churches! Churches Lead! Lead! A duck! Oooh. Exactly. So, logically If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. And therefore? A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h!... Here is a duck. Use this duck. [quack quack quack] Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Ohh! Ohh! Burn the w i t c h! Burn the w i t c h! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh... Right. Remove the supports! [whop][clunk][creak]A w i t c h! A w i t c h! A w i t c h!It's a fair cop.Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
SN - "Wehren the hun"
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Your Result: Death
When the fourth seal is opened, you ride forth on a sickly pale green horse. You are the final horseman to be unleashed. You've been sent to bring forth fear, sickness and death. Your presence on earth will cause war and hunger. Hell itself follows close behind you.
Pestilence
Famine
War
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse