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The Gospel of Carl

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About Me

this is my life.



THIS IS URBANDICTIONARY.COM'S DESCRIPTION OF ME... VERY CLOSE... kinda (check your name out)A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman/man. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl/guy though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.
That guy is one cool Carl)
I'm loud, I'm quiet, I'm obnoxious, I'm proud of the person that I am. I'm cautious, I'm shy. I laugh and cry and sing and dance. I make paper planes and can't keep plants alive. I'm hidden, shy and reserved. I'm contradictious, I'm contraband. I'm a person of substance. The world doesn't revolve around me. I try to be a good friend.
I LOVE shows, Losa, Cranberry Crush (boost juice), Tracy, Tash, Bella, sun shiny days, kittens, olives green, Sarah, storms, cute little old people, tickles, moloko, stella's, my bro's and sisters, popcorn, lazy days, sunny coast, dolphins, randomness, tulips, Nissan 350Z, "the time is now", karma, Rae Rae, Thursdays, Hartland, my sheets, dinner out, Penny, lovers, my god son, peace, Carlton Cold, fire twirling, playing in the park, gentleman, little doggies, kisses, chuck norris, toot, ducks, vodka, art, crazy people, no 14 from New York slice, SPAIN, babies, trees, thespians, grass, picnics on the river/parks, going out and dancing like a crazy person and my mumma.
I hate, bee stings, murderers, chick pox, mushrooms, ice junkies, waiting forever, terrorists, orange, ruth, onions, mint leave lollies, pretentious c@#*s, getting old, conscription, Marissa, licking boots, honey, bad manners, boys that wear glitter, the naughty but nice poster girl, john Howard, camping for extended periods, jelly fish, moles, soy sauce, spiders, people who don't wear seat belts, rum, unmade beds, mean people, rainy days at the park, crying, tickles, haters not lovers, people who blame others for their own mistakes...
Awww what else can I say... just ask!
.peace out.

My Interests

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Music:

PJ Harvey
Fall out Boy
Snow Patrol
Angus & Julia Stone
Sizzor Sisters
Moloko
DJ Funk
RAMONES
The Veronicas
Freestylers
Blink 182
Rihanna
Black Eyed Peas
Nelly Furtardo
Basement Jaxx
Nelly
The Ataris
Christina
Sum41
Britney
Peaches
Krafty Kuts
Fleetwood Mac
Madonna
Deep Dish
LAMB
SIA
Something for Kate
PINK
MY NINJA LOVER
Casey Donavan
Simple Plan
Magic Dirt
Tori Amos
My Chemical Romance
Hole
Kaskade
George
Powderfinger
Dirty Laundry
Bernard Fanning
BOND
Missy Elliot/Ciara/Tweet
U2
Chanel Cole
Nick Skits
Sarah Mclachlan
Boogie Pimps
The Veronicas
Fonzerelli
Pussy Cat Dolls
Novaspace
MYLO
TIGA
DB Boulevard
New Order
Sneaky Sound System
Achitecture in Helsinki

Movies:

.Babel
.Cecil B. Demented
.I heart Huckibees
.West
.Curse of the Golden Flower
.Marie Antoinette
.Silent Hill
.House of Flying Daggers
.Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
.Memoirs of a Giesha
.LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
.NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1 & 3
.SCREAM TRILOGY
.GO
.BLADE TRILOGY
.Psycho (original)
.TRAFFIC
.THE RING 1-2 (orginal)
.DELORIS CLAIREBORN
.PRIMARY COLORS
.LOST IN TRANSLATION
.WOLF CREEK
.VANILLA SKY
.HELL
.Most comic book movies
.THE OMEN 1
.Edward Sizzorhands
.Being Julia
.HERO
.Pulp Fiction
.Se7en
.Drop Dead Fred
.Fargo
.American History X
.VIXEN and SUPERVIXENS!
.Faster Pussycat KILL! KILL!
.SAW 1,2,3
.Resident Evil 1 & 2
.MONA LISA SMILE

Television:


.Drawn Together
.Family Guy
.Futurama
.Simpsons
.Little Britain
.House
.Law & Order SVU
.History/Discovery/Music Channels
.3 NON Blondes

Books:


Anne Rice
Dan Brown
Stephen King
J R Tolkien
Jackie Collins
R L STIEN hahaha

Heroes:


My Nanna
My younger bro in heaven
Captain Planet
Sophia Patrillo
Molly my fostered cat

My Blog

the time is now

I'm no longer willing to wait and watch and see the world and opportunities for greatness and happiness pass me by... I shouldn't have to centre my life around people and work and things that don't ap...
Posted by i am the dark side of the sun on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

finally, I'm accepted

I have never felt so real, so comfortable and so accepting of myself then I ever have before for people that already feel like or have never felt like it...   its nice...
Posted by i am the dark side of the sun on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

alone

What is the difference in being all alone over here by my self Or all alone over there with people who don't care And could careless if I was there with them Watching Waiting Not being spoken too Wait...
Posted by i am the dark side of the sun on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:36:00 PST

Space Cadet

I am a space cadet.... not the type of one in the sky....  but I do feel like I'm up there... in the sky empty, looking down on everyone and watching the world pass me by... I don't know if ...
Posted by i am the dark side of the sun on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

help! i've done it again

Help, I have done it againI have been here many times beforeI Hurt myself again todayAnd, the worst part is there's no-one else to blameBe my friendHold me, wrap me upUnfold meI am smallI'm needyWarm ...
Posted by i am the dark side of the sun on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:29:00 PST

looking down

losingall I can see.nothing remains.dripping slowly awaythe tides recedeand I standalone.I look down from the precipicethat is my lifeand wonder where the tides go.will they return to fillmy gaping so...
Posted by i am the dark side of the sun on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST