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Veal Chop.

Where the fuck is my library card?

About Me

I am in college, and probably will be forever. There are lots of things that I want to do, and I hope I get the opportunity to do them all!!! So far, I'm doing pretty good.
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My Interests

Art, music, thrift stores, swap meets, breakfast, huge vans, dinosaurs, do-it-yourself, home made monsters, old stuff, cartoons, sushi, sweet bike(cycles), accordions, vintage furniture and lamps, poop jokes and good packaging.

I'd like to meet:

baby geniuses and former child prodigies.

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Music:

TILT, against me!, Swingin' Utters, Pistol Grip, the Soviettes, Dillinger Four, Alkaline Trio, Good Riddance, Elvis Presley, Dead to Me, the Bouncing Souls, The Hard Lessons, Sam Cooke, the Lawrence Arms, the Distillers, Rancid, Nerf Herder, the Weakerthans, the Horrorpops, Screeching Weasel, Leftover Crack, Teen Idols, Fifteen, Billy Bragg, The Clash, Janis Joplin, Lagwagon, The Explosion, Fabulous Disaster, David Bowie, the Cars, The Rolling Stones, Elvis Costello, Snuff, Liz Phair, Diesel Boy, anything Fat, Hellcat, or Lookout. Oooold music is good (old as in early recordings, not pre-dating the advent of recording equipment.)

Movies:

Babe and Babe, pig in the city are sooooooooo good. My favorite movies ever in the whole world are Safe Men, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, and The Big Lebowski. I hate teenager movies and car explosion movies and almost anything with Bruce Willis in it. In fact, I would like to see him stab Bryan Adams, and then get stabbed by me. The Impostors, Amelie. Wes Andersen is brilliant, and so is using a moog for the bulk of a film's soundtrack. Spike Jonze is sa-weet.

Television:

Home Movies, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, South Park. Squidbillies. I am never home so I never get to see my cartoons :(

Books:

I don't like books with the author's name heavily embossed and larger than the title, the two of them accounting for the entire cover. They are ugly and usually very bad, and people who read them are generally boring/not worth talking to. If you read them, and I have offended you, good. Read something else.I DO like John Steinbeck, Jeffrey Eugenides, and Laurie Notaro is almost as gross as me.

Heroes:

I don't knooooooow.

My Blog

Summer is over...almost

I think this has been a pretty sweet few months. My fight for insurance and with my insurance company is drawing to a close which means the mazillions of erroneous bills I've been receiving this summ...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

TCB kids. (that's Taking Care of Business..ask Elvis)

I have whooped the day's ass and it's only 3:15. I can't wait to see what else I get done!!I took the back door off the track and fixed the unruly weather stripping that was preventing it from closi...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:24:00 PST

Let's share.

It's funny to realize that you are who you are no matter what you think you're gonna do about it. This is funny in the same way that it's funny to hear your parents' words coming out of your mouth. ...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

"Positive thinking sucks", or "I can't actually do everything."

Soooooo I genuinely believe that a positive attitude is at least 75% of everything. And I try to apply this Stuart Smalley ethos whenever attempting to tackle something new and challenging. However,...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:35:00 PST

I graduated college (finally!)

I'm not a doctor, I'm just an Illustrator--or illustration graduate really. (I'm not actually an illustrator.) Aaaaaaand most of my family was here for a few days this past week. It was intense! I ...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

Dear Diary,

OK! So, I finished my finals. I still have some projects to finish, but I don't have to be in class or anything anymore so that's awesome. I'm gonna GRADUATE!! So that's awesome, too. I got a bil...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

Pitts McGee

First off, I just wanna say that the internet is a bunch of big babies. I noticed I'm the only person awake right now and that's pathetic because it's not actually that late. Next, I got my car back...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

I'm not trying to tell anyone how to do their job,

but I will tell you how to do your job better.I fucking called Campus Police to get someone to go to my car with me about 45 minutes ago. And the operator there told me to go downstairs and wait by t...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

Inventory

I have:-a rental car that smells like cigarettes and feet.-driven to school 3 times today.-a lot of shit to do.-a sweet gold sparkley bass coming in the mail-one battery bar left on my phone-a parking...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

Pack it up, dammit.

Dear Stephen Colbert, your ice cream is delicious. That said, let's do some procrastinating!I would rather chew my own arm off than pack a suitcase. Even if it's just for a short trip like the one I...
Posted by Veal Chop. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST