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Engel Schrei

Insanity is in the Eye of the Beholder

About Me

I love to stay up all night and sleep all day. I'm caring, friendly, and loving, but also loud, sarcastic, and occasionally bitchy. I love cars and motorcycles, and I'm a no-hassle, no make-up kinda girl. I'm one of those "hot dork" types, I've been told. I'm also secretly a complete rocker/metal chick. I don't play with little boys and I don't play games ...
Very little offends me, and friends is always a given, even if more doesn't work. You have to be there for me, just like I would be for you. Wanna know more.. ask.

Right now I work as a hostess and a server, and modeling in my free time. I'm a busy girl, so if you aren't serious about wanting to talk or hang out, don't waste my time.

If you would like to shoot, please write me and include the who, what, where, when, why, and how long of what you wish to shoot.

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My Interests

Books... always my first and greatest love.. yes, I'm a dork, but that's okay.. I love rock and metal.. HUGE 80s girl, don't like it, tough shit.. I love taking very long walks.. around the neighborhood, downtown, in a cemetary.. just wherever.. There's alot about me you're just going to have to ask about and find out for yourself.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

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I'd like to meet:

If you dont already know me, and if you think you'd like to, then let me advise you a few things:

1. If you can't articulate a thought into a coherent, intelligable sentence in plain english, don't bother.. "Yo baby, sup, gimmea pieceo dat fine azz" doesnt cut it... also, telling me "you're hot" or "i wanna tap that" isn't smooth... grow up and be more original

2. I am in NO WAY racist, sexist, etc. .. if you are, then i respect your beliefs and opinions, but, please, keep them to yourself...

3. I have a very low to almost non-existant bullshit tolerance.. I have no tolerance for stupidity.. honest ignorance may be allowed to slide a few times, but there is no excuse for being a moron..

4. Be honest.. I'm much more willing to listen and much easier to get along with if you aren't lying out of your ass ..

5. I'm not christian, nor am I aetheist, agnostic, satanic, w/e.. I have the utmost respect for the beliefs, ideas, and values of others, but don't lecture me and don't attempt to convert me... respect my ideas and feelings, and the favor will be returned..

6. If you're one of those extremely stupid people who believes that everyone should do everything for you, then stop reading right now and go away.. I have neither the time nor the patience..

7. NO MEANS NO. Just because you compliment me, say hi, ask to hang out, etc. does NOT mean that I am obligated to fall in love with you, fuck you, flirt back, or even respond in any way. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm really not. If there is nothing about you, your profile, your emails, etc. that sparks any kind of interest in me, then I'm not interested. Just because I'm single does NOT make me desperate. I am trying to be polite. Please, please, PLEASE understand.
On a side note, I'm very absentminded.. if you already know me, you know this, and to what extent it is, if you don't already know me... well... think of an 80 year old woman with partially developed Alzheimer's.. and that's about the level of my memory problems.. it comes and goes, and it's just part of who I am.. so be patient with me.. :oP

Music:

Disturbed, Def Leppard, Poison, Alice Cooper, Pat Benetar, Queen, REO, Fats Domino, Journey, Madonna, Martika, Ozzy, Slipknot, Warrant, Korn, NIN... the list goes on and on..

Movies:

Labyrinth, my all time favorite movie.. Alice in Wonderland is a close second.. after that, they're all pretty much tied up.. Sprited Away, Spawn, Akira, Castle in the Sky...Hellboy, the new Resident Evil, as well as the first one... Cool World, Fifth Element, the Lord of the Rings trilogy as well as the animated Hobbit.. Boogie Nights, The Cell..... I just love movies..
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

Television:

CSI: Las Vegas.. Law & Order.. Adult Swim on cartoon network... actually, I just love cartoons.. Betty Boop, Little Audrey, Baby Huey, Peanuts, Ghostbusters, Thundercats, Voltron, RoboTech, Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Brite, Garfield, He-man, GI Joe, Pink Panther, Silverhawks....... ... .. I've got the beginnings of a large collection of all those cartoons we grew up with that they dont show anymore... oh, and if you remember the names of any, lemme know so i can find em and DL em


Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Books:

Anything by John Grisham, .. Laurell K. Hamilton is an awesome writer also.. I love the Harry Potter books, .......... I actually love most books :oP

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 100%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?

Heroes:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

My Blog

Figure work..

Whatever your view about the ethics of the war on Iraq, compare these figures, I'm not sure whether I find it more shocking or saddening.11 Blankets for refugees - $100 - 1 hand grenade3-day training ...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

Pay Attention!

Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST

I am a Military Brat ...

My hometown is nowhere, my friends are everywhere.I grew up with the knowledge that home is where the heart isand the family....Mobility is my way of life.Some would wonder about roots, yet they are a...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

When are you coming home...

K everyone, you really have to watch this... I swear I've never seen anything as sweet as this.. I remember growing up and wishing my daddy was home more then anything... so to all the military guys o...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

City Memories

Sometimes I look towards the sky,forgetting that it is blocked by towers of steel and glass.I step out onto a vast plain of concrete,imagining a field snow and ice.I still yearn for the trees and stre...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

Bottom of the Bottle

I'm sitting here,just staring at the last drops in the bottle.There's only a few left,barely enough to cover the bottom of the glass.Just enough to coat my throat,a burning that slowly drips its way d...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

Devil's Chant

A drum beats an unknown tune;starlight dances across the moon.A witch cackles, a banshee screams;living nightmares, dying dreams.Spiders crawl across the floor;demons scratch upon the door.Blood flows...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

patience...

standing here...just standing...always been here, always waitingsilence screaming at me..patience... always utter patience..."i'll call", "we'll hang out soon", ...patience tearing me aparttears falli...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Wasted Angel

I see in my mind, standing before me,the figure of a beautiful women,tall like an angel with wings spreadto shelter me beneath.A blanket of lost love and forgotten hopeslowly drowning out the painas s...
Posted by Engel Schrei on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST

Evolution of Dance

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Posted by Engel Schrei on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST