cassandra gemini

THIS IS ON THE HOUR.....ARISE, SIR NEWS,
My name's David, although I'm known by many different names; Dave, Davey, Diviot, Divandra Bumfetish, Davey Dave, Davey Dave Dave, Div, Palpers, Green Snake, Aladiv, Buck Compton, etc. as many names as i have secret lives
I am both a riddle wrapped in an enigma and a black woman wrapped in samuel l jackson's arms...APPARENTLY
I can hold my breath for 10 minutes.
Once got a papercut from a TOWEL
I like my women like i like my coffee....ground up and in a jar
I have past lives that stem from Egypt, The Caribbean, the Ancient Orient and at least 2 other planets. In this life I was abandoned at birth by Ed Thatch and his fourteenth wife Mary Ormond (Zui Quan) in a strange land full of bokors and haunted swamps where i was raised by wolves deep in the woods. Eventually I emerged from the forest worn and unclean.
I must have read a thousand faces. I'm keen for Twinnings tea. I'm a big fan of good friends, good times, good banter, good stories and good adventures. I like writing and recording music. I've just finished a year at a music college studying the sexy bass guitar. The last house I lived in had a ghost, i've seen stuff move!
It grinds my gears when people are DIFFICULT. Apart from that im fairly open. I can sometimes talk a lot of shit. Like now. I can be pretty stubborn when I want to be, usually when im right (which is all of the time, obviously)
I hope to one day give someone a highfive over a spitroast. And im not talking about the delicious meat OOP.!
Between my awesome childhood spent in the dense woodlands of the tri-island area and where I am now, I was in an unfortunate accident and subsequently taken to be deloused in the comatorium
I just want to meet people who are complex and deep but fun and easy going.
THIS IS THE NEWS!