DISKO JADE™

"DID SOMEONE ORDER A CUNT, 'CAUSE ONES JUST SHOWED UP."
"Edgy. Controversial. Cantankerous. Antagonistic. Sarcastic. In-your-face. Over the top. Yet still philosophical and full of wisdom and truth."
Hi, I’m Jade! I've got an IQ of 131. Your judgmental bullshit means nothing to me, so save it. I really want a Pomeranian puppy! I travel ALOT. I really like hedgehogs. I eat Lucky Charms for breakfast everyday! I like it when I find a guy who is a complete mystery, i like to be intregued, I like the chase. I have over 170 pairs of shoes and I don’t like daytime television. Ronald MacDonald ain't got shit on me. Tuesday nights at Source Bar, BOSH! My rock n' roll lifestyle has taken it's toll, I'm rapidly losing my voice! I really like the summer and being in the sun and I have ridiculously bad hayfever. I always carry a pair of scissors in my handbag and I wish my hair wasn’t so damaged. I'm never without a pair of sunglasses. I appreciate the people around me that show me love and respect. I am a Dishabiliophobic.
All the people in my top friends are people that I know, really! They're all people I enjoy spenidng time with! ♥ (apart form Mr Blobby, I'd fucking love to meet him though!)