Erratic |
I noticed the tag on a zip-up hoody from REI says it is 55% organic and 45% recycled PET. Wouldn't a recycled pet be considered organic? Through the miracle of the internet, I discovered P...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST |
Whoa! |
I almost became an amputee today, a self-inflicted amputee that is. I was at work, taking a shit, which is pleasing for several reasons- a few minutes of peace (not necessarily quite though) and...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST |
More than just Money |
After an evening of laundry, reading, and browsing craigslist, I headed to Not-so-Safeway, and the liquor store, to pick up a couple of things. I paid for my groceries and the cashier gathered m...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:28:00 PST |
Outrageous Things I Heard Today |
George Bush, our President and Commander-in-Chief, said Pakistani General Pervez Musharraf should hold elections and take off his uniform, because he can't the president and lead the military at the s...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST |
Delicious Addiction |
I was scurrying around the Not-so-Safeway looking for my fix like a crack-head in Civic Center Park. Halloween is great, but all this candy has been eating through my soul. No, I don't thi...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Settle the Morning |
During the past 24 hours I have bought myself a 10-inch black (brownish) dildo, thrown such dildo in a dumpster, and now retrieved that dildo from such dumpster.
For Halloween I didn't so much dress u...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST |
Speak Up |
I hate when people I spend five days a week with won't step up and tell me when I have coffee stains on my teeth. First, my four front upper teeth are fake. The material they're made of st...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:55:00 PST |
Eye for an eye, more or less |
So, I'm home after a dinner party, which was a bit of an odd experience these days for me, but it was fun. And, I'm now listening to NPR. In the past 20 minutes I've heard stories about th...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST |
Pretty Random |
"What's with the business trips," a friend asked. "Well, they've always turned out well," I replied. I seem to have developed a habit of whenever I bump into them, partying around town wit...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:54:00 PST |
A bit lost |
Is participating in a friend's self-destruction the ultimate hypocrisy? How can I criticize if I join arm-in-arm?
While some incredible experiences, numerous epiphanies, and nearly unbeli...
Posted by Scott (aka Larry) on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST |
