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Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani

Taste my apathy, evildoers!!!!!

About Me

Picture a unicorn, a kitty, a bunny and a rainbow on a mission of REVENGE. Blood is shed, bodies fall and innocents are slaughtered all while a retarded boy claps and eats pancakes.Ron Howard should direct.

My Interests

writing, reading, movies, politics, history, the arts, coffee, power slides and dancing like a real tool

I'd like to meet:

A bottle of wine, a decent book, a waffle house...maybe you... but most certainly Eric Roberts.

Music:

the pixies, the clash, kristin hersh, tom waits, nick cave and the bad seeds, johnny cash, sonic youth, the eels, iggy pop, the killers, sinatra, dean martin, tony bennet, the pogues, arcade fire and the list goes on and on....

Movies:

apocalypse now, trust, repo man, secretary, once upon a time in the west

Television:

Deadwood, The Wire, Firefly, Buffy, Lucky Louie, Homicide....hmmmm maybe I should actually get HBO.

Books:

if it has graham greene, elmore leonard, dashill hammet or james ellroy as the author I'm on it like flies on stink

Heroes:

Edward R. Murrow, Malcom X, Michael Collins, Amy Sedaris, Bill Hicks, Sarah Vowell and whoever made the last dick joke in the room.

My Blog

The Good, the Bad and the Kwame

  So Ted Leo....check him out.  He gives great rock show.  Best show of the year so far in fact. Now the not so good.  Parking across from Harper Hospital in the most lit area poss...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

Dear Sarah Silverman:

So I watched two episodes of your new show on Comedy Central late last night. I have to say it's really, really inventive of you to get so many sketch comedy vets and comedians together and making su...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

Light in the darkness....

March 31st. St. Andrews Hall. If you have a girl/boy -type person you like, please take them to see this guy. Love (or heavy, heavy like) always builds on 'who ate all the pussy?' ...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

Dear My Space:

Sadly I think we need 'space'. With work driving me into OT heaven I no longer can surf your Birthday updates, read blogs with angry, sad and worried kitty icons or scroll through yet another Tom bul...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

The Hottest Chick I've ever seen I met at my parent's house

Her name is The NHL Center Ice Package and I want to bone her until I die. In two and a half hours I saw four games.  I've learned many things last night.1) Local commericals suck no matter ...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:02:00 PST

Congrats Michigan, you broke even.

Well not really.I live in a state that is smart enough to know the 3rd generation spawn of a billion dollar pyramid scheme is not a good idea for Governor but dumb enough to pass an unconstitutional l...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

The sweet embrace of the North Country

Who is the lucky cocksucker who gets to see the Maple Leafs vs. the Senators on March 10th?THIS GUY!It'll be two or maybe three weeks before the playoffs so the chance for bloodshed will be high. Som...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

USA! USA! USA!

Why is it every time I think I'm just going to have a couple of beers it turns into me living at a bar for four hours?Two beers turned into FOUR (working out just before was a good/bad idea).In that t...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:07:00 PST

And another thing (pointless movie review)

'The Proposition' rocked! But when you make a Western written by Nick Cave, covered in Old Testament themes and cast to perfection how could it not???!!! Yeah, I honestly can't recommend this flick ...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

A Great Reason for me to leave Michigan

Come January if the West side of my state has any say in it, this guy will get elected as our new Governor.He's linked to AMWAY money which means his plan to recharge Michigan will be forcing the unem...
Posted by Let's Hunt, Kill and Eat Gwen Stefani on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:06:00 PST