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Jamie

As I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger.......

About Me

What doesn't sound ridiculous, or cliche? Long walks on the beach, candle-light dinners, etc. It's not that I don't enjoy those things but doesn't everyone. And those things really suck with the wrong person. I can't answer the burning questions. You'll have to get to know me. To do that you may have to contact me and ask whatever you want, though you may not get the answer you are looking for. I have no secrets. I am passionate about so many things. Most of all music and art. So what's true? I like to work out but don't often. I love eating things that are good for me although I love even more the food that's not. I am a Bar manager/bartender/musician/artist/dreamer. Prior to moving from Miami to Sherman Oaks I was a Crisis Councelor assisting hurricane survivors in South Florida along with FEMA. Until this job I had been working in the restaurant/night club industry since I was fifteen. I love bartending. My favorite was bartending in South Beach. I have done everything in the restaurant industry. Bouncing in strip clubs from North Carolina to Maine and almost everywhere in between. I was a chef for many years in New England and one place in North Carolina, I ran a Hip Hop club in Connecticut, was a skip Tracer, a Debt Collector, and have my Private Investigation license. I have also moved furniture, done landscaping, and construction. I am an artist, and writer. I have written over a hundred original songs, and co-write the lyrics as well along with my twin sister Janelle Rene for a band called Diad which we are the founding members. (WWW.Janellerene.com). I have lived in Maine, Mass., Connecticut, St. Thomas (only two weeks but I had planned to stay), Rhode Island, Big Pine Key, Miami, South Beach, North Carolina, and Minneapolis. I have been to 38 states as well as Montreal and Tijuanna. In other words, I love to travel. I want to see the rest of the world and have tentative plans to go to Alaska very soon. Recently I started painting and decorating children's rooms with my original art work. I am an avid musician and though I do not aspire to be a star, I moved to L.A. California to pursue music. The worst thing is not trying. I love people with a sense of humor and are not affraid to be laughed at. I am amazed by actors and what they can do. Even bad actors. I hate people that take themselves too seriously as none of us are perfect. I am easy going and find humor in almost everything. To me it is the only way to cope and stay grounded. If you're involved in drugs or drinking games that usually end in falling down then don't bother as I have no interest in people who can not control themselves. Nor do I feel the need to babysit my friends or other adults. I also have no interest in people who say one thing only to do another. I enjoy people for who they are and not what they pretend to be. I find so many things enjoyable about life and want to share that. I consider "Friendship" a serious relationship. I am also only looking to meet like-minded people. Which is a really stupid thing to say as none of us are looking for people who have tastes that are nothing like our own. I am completely intolerant of liars and especially don't want to be friends with or associate myself with drama seekers. Besides you would probably find me boring anyway. I am completely excited about the possibility of meeting fellow artists and musicians, people that are grounded, laid back, sarcastic, fun to be around, sociable, positive. If you are one of those people then we would probably get along famously. I have never been, for lack of a better term, a social butterfly. Although I find it very easy to talk to strangers. I am actually a magnet to the "wrong" people. I am not looking to complicate my life rather find someone that can add to it. I pride myself in being loyal to the people I care about. I am a dreamer and a romantic, but not unrealistic or hopeless. I measure twice and cut once. I look on the bright side even though sometimes there is no bright side. For the most part, I can be trusted. I own my own car and live alone. Anything else just ask. As you can see I have no secrets about myself but I would much rather hear about yours.
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My Interests

Music, water skiing ( although I have not done that in years), art, cartoons, comics, movie posters, comedy, movies, my cats, body art, working out, traveling, camping, blah, blah, blah, etc.

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I'd like to meet:


MySpace EditorAnyone that's interesting, especially musicians and/or people who love music and feel they can't live without it. Fellow artists and people that follow their hearts and pursue their dreams.
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Music:


MySpace CommentsQueensryche, Rush, Disturbed, Powerman 5000, Pressure 4-5, Marilyn Manson, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Whale, Pink, DMX, Jay Z, Bush, Black Eyed Peas, Trapt, Taproot, Trust Company, Drowning Pool, Alice ..n Chains, Pearl Jam, Reveille, Ratt, Dokken, Fionna Apple, Statix X, X-Ecutioners, Anastacia, Hoobastank, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Jerry Cantrell, Linkin Park, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Triumph, Kings X, Motorhead, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Zebra, Godsmack, Evanescence, Tesla, Foo Fighters, Fates Warning, Faith No More, Limpbizkit, Blind Faith, led Zeppelin, The Who, Black Sabbath, Wasp, Sneaker Pimps, Republica, Sensor, Q-Tip, Candlebox, Kittie, Gravity Kills, Silverchair, Goo Goo Dolls, Monifa, Missy Elliot, Nelly, Etc
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Movies:

Boondock Saints, Collinwood, Fargo, Extreme Predjudice, Internal Affairs, The Crow, Alien Vs. Predator, Finding Nemo, Buying the Cow, The Paper, Stand by Me, Aliens, Prophecy, Monsters Inc., (Mike Wasowski- Bunk Beds, she's a killer) The Ringer, I Am Sam, The Score, Saving Private Ryan, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Anything with Ryan Reynolds, Anything with James Spader, Queen of the Damned, Narc, Cry Wolf, Hostel, The Craft, Traffic, The Transporter, Blade, Attack Force Z, Road Warrior, Gladiator, Two Days in the Valley, Sixteen Candles, Napoleon Dynamite, Braveheart, A River Runs Through it, Troy, Kalifornia, Resident Evil, Four Brothers-the remake, A Better Way To Die, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Face Off, Birdie, Run Lola Run, Snatch, Unleashed, Bloodrayne, The Terminator, To Live and Die in L.A., Seven, 13 Ghosts, Almost all zombie movies, Saw, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elmstreet series, basically anything with vampires or horror. Anything from Rob Zombie, Whatever Fairuza Balk does, U Turn, Shawn of the Dead (Like butter), Escape from New York, Ghosts of Mars, The Usual Suspects, American History X, Etc.....
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Television:

CSI Vegas, Law and Order SVU and CI, The Shield, Frasier, Seinfeld re-runs, Oz, Friends re-runs, Deadwood, Joey, Rescue Me, Entourage, Northern Exposure, Talk Soup, My Name is Earl, Behind the Music, And my guilty pleasure would certainly be reality television although I cannot tolerate Survivor or the Amazing Race......Is it more than pathetic to admit I like Blow Out?
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Books:

Stephen King, Robin Cook, Dean Koontz are the most recent authors that I can remember. I normally don't keep books after I have read them so it's quite hard trying to remember what I have read. I did just read Suicide Blonde, Adjustment and Human Relations, re-read The Stand, The Borne Supremacy, Bar, and Messages From the Masters.

Heroes:

My Grandfather Robert Crandall. I will always miss you.
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My Blog

Stay out of this woman’s way!

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent toAmerican company Proctor and Gamble regarding theirfeminine products. She really gets rolling after thefirst paragraph...Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have b...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:45:00 PST

Having a bad day?

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the samebed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medicalcondition.   This puzzled the doctors and some even...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:20:00 PST

Thanks Adam

I am re-posting this because it is hilarious. Thanks to Adam and Victor who also have brains in their heads for challenging what they read and quite obviously not being swayed by Myspace bullshit band...
Posted by Jamie on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

An actual question given on a University exam

The following is an actual question given on a University of Minnesota chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, w...
Posted by Jamie on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST

Humor

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? ? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? ? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? ? 4. If Webster wrote th...
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

Clinton and the Titanic

> Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill > Clinton.> > One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the > proposition that they were nearly identical ...
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

Made in America?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST

A silly poem for Bella

There once was a woman named BellaShe was corresponding with some fellaHe was quite intriguedas he typed on his keysAnd he wondered if she sang A Cappella  
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

Compliments of Stacy

The laws of Murphy Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machi...
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

Bush

You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one." --George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006 Maria Bartiro...
Posted by Jamie on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST