All the pre-socratic philosophers. Thales, Anaximander, Democritus, Heraclitus, at al., just so i could make fun of them for their stoopid names and point and say "Wrong!"; "Wrong!"; "Wrong!"; "Wrong!"; "Wrong! - well, actually kinda right!": "Yep, kinda right again"; "Umm - yep, right"; "Aww, fuck off you greek bastards". and it would be fun. (Hey - aren't I an intellectual!?)