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Helen

when the HELL is my growth spurt going to kick in? - damn it!

About Me

Against my better judgment and down right common sense, I blindly allowed myself to be coerce into signing up to this da*! thing call myspace by none other than fellow myspace cult member & zealot Erin . Being deceived by lavish promises of unlimited network possibilities with fellow professionals and reuniting with collegiate colleagues, I was officially brainwashed. I was bamboozled into thinking that this majestic form of communication would also bridge gaps between other descent human beings across the globe and even right next door.
However once the after effects of myspace worn off I came to the realization that I do not want my business known to my next door neighbor since she is the block's designated public announcement system. Regarding the network and reunion possibilities, that only allowed me to be vulnerable to shady 57 year old bald Caucasian men who misrepresent themselves as 20-something year old college students and/or professionals. Also this marvelous communication that suppose to bridge the gaps, only bridge the gap between me and my parole officer, by informing the local precinct of my current residency. Unfortunately I can now say that due to myspace I am now on the run and wanted in 5 states so far. Thanks a freak'n allot Erin and myspace!!!!
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Birthdate: April 4
You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking.
However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone.
Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2
You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?DETROIT WHAT !!!88%

DETROIT 4 LIFE**
What can I say my mama kept me in the house when the street lights came on! A Detroit Girl nevertheless, East Side Represent!

HOW DETROIT ARE YOU
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My Interests

Arts & Design

Painting: both for fine art and illustration purposes (Oils, Figurative, Mixed Media, Conceptual), Drawing, Photography

Web Design: (love designing Graphic User Interface and cussing at my mac while scripting with PHP, mySQL, and ActionScript)

Graphic Design: (enjoys designing print collateral wouldn't mind designing cd packaging)

I'd like to meet:

funny, genuine kind-hearted people who like exploring the world by building friendships

Music:

Neo Soul: Jill Scott, Erykah Badu

Hip Hop: Common, The Roots, Mos Def

Jazz/Folk: Miles Davis, Nina Simone

Electronica: no specific artist, just enjoys the sound

Television:

luv these shows!

Desparate Housewives, Law and Order: SUV, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Grey's Anatomy, ER

I usually don't watch this show, but I just saw this clip and it is soooo funny! This is truelly how you deal with people diplomatically.
Where's my money

My Blog

The New and Improved Ultimate About Me

Basics:Name:big mama in the day, brown sugar at niteDate of Birth:a glorious day in aprilBirthplace:a tropical island in miCurrent Location:mandatory life sentence at my jobEye Color:brownHair Color:b...
Posted by Helen on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

My Year in Cities 2006

I got this idea from designer, Zach Klein & blogger, Jason Kottke. The goal is to list all the cities you visited in the year in order of appearance. *Visited more than once.Detroit, MI*Royal Oak, M...
Posted by Helen on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST