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About Me

I love puppies. I hate typos.
R and U are not words. Punctuation and capitalization are not optional. Let's not turn life into one long, unreadable, run on sentence, okay?
I share a studio apartment in Uptown with Lane, and I really like it. In addition to getting a free gym membership (not that I've used it yet), there's a liquor store, coffee shop, and bodega right outside my door ... awesome.
I just updated my acting resume and am hoping to have the time to audition for some theatre productions soon.
I'm addicted to crossword puzzles. I'm part owner of a cafe in Wisconsin, which is great because I drink lots of coffee. Since I moved to Minneapolis, though, I'm hardly ever there. I'm looking for a job. I spend most of my free time rehearsing and writing songs with my punk band Mourning Sickness.

My Interests

Popularity, Microphones, Stages, Beautifully Uncomfortable Shoes, Tattoos, Tight jeans, Short skirts, Hair, Cowboys, Making out, Whiskey, Karaoke Contests, Shopping, Beer, Wrastling, The Gay Bandana Code, Leopard print, Nachos, Pool

I'd like to meet:

Bad asses.

CAFE 44 T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE. Girly: pink (shown above), brown or black S-XXL. Adult: lime, blue, eggplant, coffee, and black S-4XL. Message me for ordering.

Music:

www.myspace.com/mourningsicknessmpls

Movies:

Zombies.

Television:

If I owned a tv: Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, The Soup, Iron Chef, Conan, Wife Swap, Project Runway, Judge Judy, Bridezillas, Top Chef, 101 Things Removed from the Human Body, When Animals Attack, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Law and Order

Books:

NY Times Crossword Puzzles.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton . Ann Wilson . Dirty Martini . My Grandmas . My Mom .

My Blog

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It was nice to see everyone at the ten year highschool reunion this past Saturday! I would've stayed longer, but that Hawaiian shirt wearing, Jimmy Buffet wannabe motherfucker and his shitastic ...
Posted by Lady K on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:45:00 PST

My friends, I beseech you.

Some of us haven't talked in awhile. That's some serious bullshit.I miss you, and I'm having an awful day.Message me something funny, disgusting, or offensive and cheer me up.You're the best.xox...
Posted by Lady K on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:38:00 PST

Make that money.

It's official. I got a job at this placeIt's established, upscale, and right down the street from Lane's apartment, so it's perfect. I can't wait to move!!! Lane is the best for...
Posted by Lady K on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

Facing my own mortality.

A sweet old woman just came into my store to get quarters for the laundromat down the block. She wore a hankerchief tied over her roller-set hair to protect the thin, gray curls from the wind, ...
Posted by Lady K on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:33:00 PST

Strawberry jam.

That's what my fat ass aunt said my hair looks like.I told her she looks like a bull dyke impersonating Tom Petty. (No offense to dykes, or Tom Petty.)The new color has been a big hit with the 1...
Posted by Lady K on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:11:00 PST

Change.

I finally got a tax refund check today.So you know what that means ... it's time to blow it on getting my hair done!Amazingly, I was able to get a color appointment tomorrow morning with my girl at Mo...
Posted by Lady K on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:45:00 PST

I dont just burn bridges ...

I incinerate the fuckers with gasoline.I dumped a "friend" this weekend when I got fed up with him pushing his girlfriend around (also a friend of mine). There was a lot of nasty language and fi...
Posted by Lady K on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:21:00 PST

I dont feel like blowing my fucking face off anymore.

Life in the Midwest has taken a turn for the better.The Cafe is doing well, and my parents seem happy with its level of success. My, and my mother's, attendance at a recent Women's Business Conf...
Posted by Lady K on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:35:00 PST

IM A SHIT!

My sister-in-law had a baby over a week ago, and I haven't said a damn thing about it until now.I'm a shitty Aunt.Anyway, my new niece's name is Kendall and she's, of course, a fucking adorable little...
Posted by Lady K on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:21:00 PST

I love zombies.

I watched the new movie "Fido" last night, and I loved it.Notably:- Gorgeous 1950's costumes, sets, and cars- Funny zombies- Lots of gunsBill Connolly made a hilarious zombie and Carrie-Anne Moss was ...
Posted by Lady K on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST