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beeniebabyxxx

'monkey c..monkey do'

About Me

its a lOOOOOOOOOOng story n i have neither the time or inclination to tell it!!!...but in short, i tend 2 type as i think not think wat i type which more often than not leads 2 complete n utter ramblins! ..um..creative artistic songwriter/musician come dj with a relentless urge 4 thought----insomniac!! ..happy go lucky (yet serious when the need arises) hedonist with a slight hint of voyuerism but hey, lets b honest WHO DOESNT like 2 c girls gettin it on!! heheh PHWOAR!!! ..unconventional rebelious procrastonater (fancy way of saying lazy!) with a pasion 4 daydreams.. boobs.. daydreams about boobs..tasteful hentai/manga art (also containing boobs!) ..hair products ..mirrors..xtreme sports *nuff luv going out 2 fabiola dasilva* ..cuddley toys..pointing out ppls stupidities in an amusing fashion..getting toasted n drinkin tea!******************************************************** ***************************************************--------- LIKES : wit n sarcasm..simpsons quotes..quotes in general..sexy accents..smiles off girls..eyes..lips..legs..lower bak...things that smell goooooood ..things that look good..tattos..piercings..girlies in ties..baggy pants round my arse..boxer shorts, n not those namby pamby 'girl boxers' do it the oldskool way or dont bother i say! ;P ..stereo wars wit my next door niehgbour -slipknot beats westlife everytime! ..stoned photography..writing..drawing..jammin..mixing..laughing n havin fun at ALL times------DISLIKES : ignorance..stupidity..things that are uness' ..ppl that can give it but cant take it -if u cant then dont! ..crudeness (unless its 4 comdey value) ..bad manners/rudeness..most ppls in ability 2 think 4 themselves about themselves n the world they live in..THE GOVERMENT..aspects of religion n the way ppl use it 2 brainwash n control..lumps in alledgedly smooth yoghurt..regrets..ppl that msg me saying nothing other than somthin suggestive n add me 2 yr msn ..'sorry complete stranger but NO! i like my sex REAL!! ' :P-----THINGS I OFTEN SAY-----*** 'cool dude' *** 'no worries' *** '1n a half sugars in mine' *** 'thank u' *** 'i have the munchies' *** 'i cant be arsed'*** 'nat yr a chode' ;) *** 'yr mum' *** 'sorry i wasnt listening wat did u say ' *** 'yr a moron' *** 'shut up u moron' *** 'cld u stop being a moron 4 just 5mins plz' *** 'im surround by morons' ************************************************************ *******************************************

My Interests

******************************************* Mainly music music music ..boobs boobs boobs.. more music ..boobs again ..bad jokes! ..boobs n mayb alittle more music...check out myWebSite***PLAY ME PLZ!***..*************************************************** ************************************************************ *************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ***************************************

I'd like to meet:

the dude thats responsible 4 hollyoaks ..then i cld punch him!!! heheh ...n on that note same applies 2 justin timberfuckinlake..ronan keating..meatloaf and any1 with the last name bedingfield 4 thier crimes against music..tony blair..the chuckle brothers coz their just not right..the person that decided 2 ruin good songs by cheesing them up 4 a bank commercial ..whoevers resposible 4 'bada ba ba ba im lovin it' ..craaaaaaaaiiiig daavid ..tony blair again coz he really is a wanker and then maybe 1ce more just 4 luck! and lastly the dude that shot tim westwood tho im undecided wether 2 shake his hand or get him a viewfinder 4 his gun coz he shlda shot tim in the mouth 2 stop that ridiculous wanna b gangsta chat of his!!..Theres a hole host of sexy famous ladiez i wld obviously like 2 meet ..to many 2 mention infact so im not gonna bother ..ok ..um ..janet street porter..howard marx..micheal moore..bob burnquist..madonna just 2 tell her wat she did 2 american pie was CRIMINAL n shld never of been aloud!..judy finagan so i cld ask her if she is aware that richard is 1 of the bigest twats goin..n if they were alive 2day einstien..martin luther king..jimi hendrix..marilyn monroe..elvis..jon lennon..

Music:

anything except 4 westlife ..the darkness or the rasmus! ...cypress hill..beastie boys..pearl jam..jimi hendrix..faith no more..guns n roses ..metallica..alice in chains..smashing pumpkins..incubus..stone temple pilots..greenday..lit..less than jake..nirvana..deftones..korn..sys of a down..taproot..glassjaw..crazytown..raging speedhorn..coalchamber..lostprophets..linea77..slaves on dope..1min silence..sugacoma..rancid..veruca salt..L7..distillers..le tigre..gravytrain..the booty olympics..sleater kinney..afi..bhg..rhcp..ratm..prodigy..public domain..house of pain..nerd..dr dre..snoop..grave diggaz..ice cube..wu tang clan..bob marley..hootie n the blowfish..paul weller..maroon5..girls aloud!!!!heheh (except 4 the bigbird lookin blonde 1!)..pink..samantha mumba (mmmm!) nora jones..macy grey..beatles..elvis..gladice night ..nina simone..billie holiday..otis reading..oooo n the loverly britney of course 2 name but a FEW!

Movies:

i love piss take films ..airplane ..spaceballs..naked gun..hot shots ..loaded weopon ...high school high ..SCARY MOVIE .. also a complete sucker 4 disney!! ..ahem! ..pixar stuff is good 2 ..ooo who framed roger rabbit - jessica rabbit mmmm heheh (..n yes im fully aware shes not real!!) ..sum like it hot ..hackers ..con air rocked! ..american history x was good, a tad violent in parts but its make a good point! ..beverly hills cop ..comming 2 america .. anything wit eddie murphy in it in general ..3 amigos..the man with 2 brains..last action hero coz it was actually quite funny! ..quick change..groundhog day..other ppls money..private benjamin ..feds..goonies..miss congeniality..point break ..shindlers list ..malcomX ..beavis n butthead do america ..jackass the movie-lmfao! ... i guess like all good lesbians i shld mention bound!! heheh -hot hot hot hot! ...pump up the volume..rush hour ..enter the dragon ..out 4 justice ..karate kid!!!! -just 1 of those films thats so bad its actually good n u have 2 watch it everytime its on! n on that note i may aswell mention harry potter! ..i knw wat u thinkin! i used 2 think the same but then i ended up watchin it n i have 2 confess i liked it '' i wasnt meant 2 say that .." !! ...ok.. think ..more credible films..! jumpin jack flash ..lost boys ..true romance ..jackie brown ..goodfellas ..the breakfast club ..etc etc etc ..i think that'll do ya 4 now ..

Television:

hmmn ..the idoit box .. well lets see .. simpsons ..futurama ...king of the hill ..familly guy ..stressed eric ..daria.. jonny bravo..AB FAB..3rd rock from the sun was wiked.. buffy..father ted..vicar of dibley...red dwarf..oz ..will n grace...the goodlife ..to the manor born ..the rise n fall of regi perrin ..rising damp..'allo 'allo..happy dayz..spongebob..hey arnold..angry beavers..pingu..dangermouse (penfold rocks!)..fraggle rock..little britain..the office.. i watch eastenders but 4 the love of good cant fig out why! its not enjoyable in the slightest yet week after week i sit there grrr! ..um ..bad girls..teachers ..sex in the city ..friends PIMP MY RIDE fuckin great, im addicted 2 it!..most haunted .. the exetreme channel..blah blah blah***********************************************

Books:

************************************************cant keep still long enuff 4 that! ..prefer 2 look @ pretty pics anywayz :P********************************************************** ***********************************

Heroes:

***********************************************einstien ..he was way ahead of his time n at the time ppl thought he was nuts ..we now knw the mans a genius!***************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ *********

My Blog

yr not a real celeb so shut yr mouth !

dont u just love a good story about some1 that desrves to b taken down a peg or 2 being taken down a peg or 2!  Its even better when that person happens to b a sudo celeb whos alittle to into the...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:20:00 PST

at last..in yr face bedlam cube !

Finally the bedlam cube that has driven my n friends n i crazy to the point of nausia has been solved! in yr face bedlam cube coz i got ya baby ! i did seek help via the net so i cant claim to b ...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

ppl r fuked up man

i live in wat most wld describe as a fairly typical sleepy small town on the out skirts of london, 'only gay in the village' type affair !  but of late its been shifting to more towards a ch...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

bout that time again

tmrw i'll b another year on and another year older but still really none the wiser ! wat ive lernt this year : 1.  u can only rely on yrself, even the ppl u regard highly will shit ...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

is it me or...

am i the only 1 that thinks profile trackers r stoopid?! why wld u wanna knw whos been lookin at yr profile and not wanted to send u a msg ?!! lol   u cld find out if u gotta stalker bu...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

gordon browns a twat !

wat a load of crap this years budget is !   the only ppl that its likely to make a diff to funnily enuff is them the goverment as thier pockets get lined ! i really dont see how slappin...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

bloody wind chimes!

i dunno which of my neighbours has got em but im gona find out n rip the bloody things off !   My god they r aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannoying ...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

well it amused me

whilst at work the other day i had 1 of those 'that wld b funny' thoughts...as per usual that thought became an act of doing within moments ! there happened to b a pull down white board, some white bo...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:53:00 PST

yet another survey !

HOW MANY SURVEYS U DONE? about a million give or take ! WHY R U DOING THIS ONE? its late n im not sleepy yet HOW OLD R U? its rude to ask a lady that! WHAT R U WEARING RIGHT NOW? perv! WHAT...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST

another questionaire!

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?no2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?about a year  3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? necklace of my mum when she got back of hols, it brought me up in a rash..cheers mum ! lol...
Posted by beeniebabyxxx on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:56:00 PST