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Andrew

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well last time I checked I was still the only person I knew who believes that the moon is made of green cheese, an aged limberger to be exact. While most people try to relax by going out and hanging out with friends, I myself like to lock myself in closet and scream "let me out, let me out." at the top of my lungs as practice for a later activity.I was raised by religious zealots who taught me to believe that men and women are dirty little creatures who should bow themselves to the ulitmate power of the hamster. And while I have pulled myself away from that lunacy I still get a little nervous being around hamsters, like I am in the pressence of greatness.I have never eaten a another humanbeing, but then again I don't really care for spicy food.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone, except maybe Audrey Hepburn. But I probably would lose all motor function if that happened.