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ulvndischicana4sho

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About Me

I really love to chill w/friends and new people I meet here and there. I'm real laid back, funny, sometimes people say a lil dorky, you call it, definately confident about myself and comfortable in any environment. I don't suffer or run I just adapt. I feel I have mad knowledge just cuz I always open myself to the things that surround me. I love going out, eating, shopping definately, going to the movies and chillin at different clubs just cuz I love all kinds of music and appreciate the culture of wherever I'm at. And YEAH! That's right, I'm the last one standin' and another one bites the dust!-GWEN. Aint a whole lotta shit I can say except to know me is a blessing cuz I'm definately one of those 1 in a million! I feel people are always gonna talk shit and make fun of or laugh at you, but fuckit! as long as you were able to enjoy, and laugh with yourself while you were doin' it, who cares!Music Video Codes By ..
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Cancer - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:
You're intuitive enough to know what's going wrong in a relationship early on
A total sweetheart - you're often the most caring person anyone knows
You are a generous and devoted parter to whoever you fall in love with
Your negative traits:
Insecurity - you tend to need a huge amount of comforting from your partner
You tend to be overly sensitive and easily hurt, which make loving you difficult
It's difficult to predict your moods. One minute you're up - the next you're down.
Your ideal partner:
Someone equally sensitive, who wants to take time to get to know you deeply
Dreams of an everlasting love - complete with marriage and a family
Loves to take care of you. Being a good cook and masseuse doesn't hurt!
Your dating style:
Slow. You enjoy dates that last all day, with plenty of time to talk and get to know one another.
Your seduction style:
Quite tender and loving, once you are comfortable in your relationship.
Coy. You tend to play it cool to drive your lover wild.
Orally talented - you're known as the best kisser in the zodiac.
Tips for the future:
Be a little less sensitive. Not every little mistake should hurt you.
Spend time away from your partner every so often - independence is a good thing.
Find ways to take care of yourself. You'll be happier if you put yourself first.
Best place to meet someone online:
eHarmony - you'll be able to take the time to get to know each potential match well
Best color to attract mate: Aqua
Best day for a date: Wednesday
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: LILLY
Birthday: JULY 10, 1973
Birthplace: FRESNO, KILLA CALI
Current Location: INDY-NAP TOWN
Eye Color: BRN
Hair Color: BRN
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: CHICANA 4 SHO, 4 LIFE!
The Shoes You Wore Today: REEBOK CLASSICS
Your Weakness: CHULOS, FINE YOUNG GUYS, INTIMACY!
Your Fears: SHARKS
Your Perfect Pizza: DOUBLE PEPPERONI W/EXTRA CHEESE & BLK OLIVES
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BE SO FUKN HAPPY I THAT I COULD JUST SHIT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
Thoughts First Waking Up: OH FUCK I'M LATE!
Your Best Physical Feature: THEY SAY MY ASS, MY CALVES, AND MY OUTSTANDING DEVLISH SMILE :)
Your Bedtime: 2-3AM
Your Most Missed Memory: MY ENCOUNTERS W/MY P.CHULO
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI DUH!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MICKIES-BREAKFAST ONLY
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE CON CARAMELLO
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO EVERY MORNING
Do you Smoke: YEP
Do you Swear: WHAT THE FUCK KINDA FUKN ? IS THAT ASSHOLE!!@..$@@..
Do you Sing: OH YEAH LIKE A SONGBIRD........
Do you Shower Daily: NAW IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION
Have you Been in Love: OH YEAH!
Do you want to go to College: TOO OLD TO GO
Do you want to get Married: BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Do you belive in yourself: ALL THE MUTHAFUKN TIME!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO UNLESS I'M AT 6 FLAGS
Do you think you are Attractive: HELLS YEAH
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: OF COURSE
Do you like Thunderstorms: OH YEAH DARK ROOM REAL COLD LOTSA BLANKETS LOTSA CUDDLIN
Do you play an Instrument: NOPE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEP
In the past month have you Smoked: YEP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: UUUUHHHHHHHH YEP
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YEP
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEP RELIGIOUSLY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NAW CHIPS AHOY BABY ALL DA WAY
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DID U SAY COOCHI OR SUSHI?
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'M ALWAYS ON STAGE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAW I LET THAT SHIT GO!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: TOO COLD NOT BOLD ENOUGH
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: UR
Ever been Drunk: YEP DRUNKEN STOOPERS

Ever been called a Tease: YEP JUS YESTERDAY
Ever been Beaten up: DUH OF COURSE...FUKN ASSHOLE LET HIM TRY IT NOW!
Ever Shoplifted: NAW TO SCARED
How do you want to Die: IN A FUKN BLAZE OF GLORY!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A TOYZ-R-UZ KID
What country would you most like to Visit: EGYPT
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: DEPENDS LONG AND BRAIDED OR SHORT AND FADED
Height: 5'6 AND ABOVE
Weight: THIN W/SLIGHT MUSCULAR BUILD
Best Clothing Style: GRUNGE OR THUG
Number of Drugs I have taken: ALOT I'M FROM CALI
Number of CDs I own: DAMN TOO MANY I WORK AT A PAWN SHOP
Number of Piercings: 4-TONGUE, LABRET, NOSE, EYEBROW-DON'T WEAR THE BROW NO MO
Number of Tattoos: 11
Number of things in my Past I Regret: GETTIN MARRIED YOUNG AND FALLIN IN LOVE W/MY DADDY-NAW NOT MY FATHER, BUT THIS LIL FUCKER I CALLED DADDY!
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My Interests

GATHERING KNOWLEDGE, FINDING DIFFERENT WAYS TO HUSTLE TO BALL OUTTA CONTROL AND IF I CAN'T THEN AT LEAST I ENJOY MYSELF WHILE I'M TRYIN'!

I'd like to meet:

WHOEVER COMES MY WAY. I LOVE MEN! I LOVE THE WAY THEY SMELL, DRESS, BUT DA KICKS GOTTA BE ON POINT! THE WAY THEY EAT...THE WAY THEY MOVE AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT GOES WITH THE GLORY OF BEING CALLED "HOMBRE" LOVE IT!!! DAMN BUT I NOW MUST ADD AS OF TODAY 1-24 THAT I HATE FUKN LIARS, CHEATERS, AND THIEVES!

Music:

WHAT IS THERE NOT TO LIKE. JAZZ IS KINDA HARD TO LIKE AND SO IS COUNTRY, A LIL EXCEPT FOR THE DIXIES. LOVE HIP HOP, REGGAE-GARNET SILK, JR. GONG GREAT ALBUM, STEEL PULSE, E.A.M., OLDER SHIT, AND PROGRESSIVE, ALTERNATIVE, AND COMTEMP-HARD ROCK. ALTHOUGH MY NEW ANTHEM IS "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE!" CUZ YEAH SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME-I'M SOOO MOVIN' ON!!! YO WHATTUP W/THAT, DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM!! CODY CHESTNUTT, JOHN LEGEND, SADE, LENNY KRAVITZ, THE CURE, INCUBUS, BJORK, CHEVELLE, AUDIOSLAVE, YESENIA FLORES, VOLUMEN CERO, JANIS, GWEN, ANTHONY HAMILTON, GREENDAY, MUDVAYNE, PERFECT CIRCLE, WHHOOOEE WAY TOO MANY!

Movies:

ITCHI THE KILLER, FUKN PHATTEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN THIS YEAR SO FAR!!! NAPALEON DYNAMITE.....UUUGGGHHH.....LOVE IT!! FLIRTING W/DISASTER, OR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT BEN STILLER DOES. ANYTHING W/CHRIS FARLEY IN IT AND ANYTHING W/JACK BLACK AND VINCE VAUGHN. DESPERADO, C.ANGELS ALL OF THEM, KILL BILL VOL 1,2, BLOW, THE USUAL SUSPECT, JOY LUCK CLUB, TOO MANY! OH, AND HOW CAN WE FORGET A CHRISTMAS STORY!

Television:

DEF POETS, NIP TUCK, WONDER SHOWZEN, TEAM SANCHEZ, ADULT SWIM, BET COUNTDOWN, CSI, MTV2, MTV3 AND OF COURSE I LOVE NY

Books:

NOT MUCH OF A READER. READ SOME ANNE RICE, DEAN KOONTZ, MOSTLY MAGS AND SOME HARDBACKS.

Heroes:

MY GRANDMOTHER AND MOTHER. MY MA FOR SUFFERING SO MUCH FOR HELPING THE MOVEMENT, JUST TO PROVE THAT WE CAN LIVE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES IN POVERTY. AND MY GRANDMA FOR MAKING THE MOVEMENT HAPPEN W/CESAR CHAVEZ TO MAKE NEW WAGE AND LABOR LAWS AND LIVING CONDITIONS FOR MIGRANT WORKERS BE A BETTER LIVING FOR A F****ED SITUATION! HEY BUT WE ALL GOTTA EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES, SO SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT! AND MY LIL SIS CUZ SHE PROVES TO ALL THOSE THAT YOU CAN BE A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3, BE OFF WELFARE, AND GROW TO BE SOMETHING. (SHE'S A R.N.)

My Blog

u were fukn great last night!

got damn!!! thanx for the visual. i can now have somethin good to remember when i do my 2 bullet tributes like every healthy woman should! maybe one in the morning before work and maybe one at work an...
Posted by ulvndischicana4sho on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OKAY SO I FUCKED UP!

YOU KNOW AFTER I POSTED MY WET DREAM, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND HOW SOME PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE HOW OPEN I AM WITH MY SEXUALITY, BEING A WOMAN AND ALL. U KNOW WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FRIGID AND PRUDE, BUT...
Posted by ulvndischicana4sho on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I had a wet dream of U last night!

okay, so last night or should i say until the early mornin' i had a nice, steamy, hot dream of YOU! He was in the dream also, amongst others, but everyone was ever so irrelevent. i watched as you sat ...
Posted by ulvndischicana4sho on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BACK IN DA DAY

I BELIEVE IN THE OL' DAYS WHEN NATURAL WAS IT WHEN IT WAS PUFF, PUFF, GIVE, GIMME A HIT I CAN EASILY DUST IT, JUST SIT BACK RELAX WHEN IT COMES TO YERVA BUENA, IT'S THE BEST FACE THE FACTS CALL ME...
Posted by ulvndischicana4sho on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST