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Paul

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world that Paul didn't exist!

About Me

NEW INFO!!! NEW GROUP!!! 50+ RANDOM PICS OF ME AND MY FRIENDS!!! http://groups.myspace.com/pauljames999Well, It's me innit! What more can one say...? I live in the worlds greatest town, where everything happens. Always rememeber that Tamworth folk saw it all first, and the rest of the world is playing catchup. I live in wetherspoons and believe I have now eaten every mortal item on the menu, TWICE!.......And once this morning! Bit of a movie fan, like my music, but chances are I don't know the name of the band and you've got no chance of me tellin you the names of the crew. My friends, that is the ones who have remained, are very important, but only becuase I'd b bored shitless without them, no other reason. As soon as they can be replaced, all the better!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul
Birthday: James
Birthplace: Sutton Coldfield
Current Location: Tamworth
Eye Color: Bit of Brown, Bit of Green and something else too!
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Anglo..Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ones
Your Weakness: my good nature (hahahahaha)
Your Fears: Scorpions!
Your Perfect Pizza: Beef, Mushroom & Onions!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Own an Aston Martin DB9
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: please no
Your Best Physical Feature: My cocky grin
Your Bedtime: most other peoples wake time
Your Most Missed Memory: gettin pissed in Henley park
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDondalds
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: not unless im lured into it
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: iv been accused of tryin
Do you Shower Daily: never
Have you Been in Love: errrrrr, workin on it
Do you want to go to College: not unless i take a drug overdose and need to relearn everything all over again
Do you want to get Married: scarily, yes
Do you belive in yourself: no, i believe in the other guy
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah, other people do when im driving tho...
Do you think you are Attractive: stunning!!!
Are you a Health Freak: of course, I prescribe a strict lazy attitude and fast food diet
Do you get along with your Parents: one of em
Do you like Thunderstorms: never really given it much thought
Do you play an Instrument: i used to be world kazoo champion
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in one, so thats an unfair question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i had a pack yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, not unless i was drunk at the time
In the past month have you been on Stage: alas, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, nobody been there to dump me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: this is england. no1 goes skinny dipping, you'll die of hypothermia
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the hearts and minds of those around me
Ever been Drunk: of course not, im a good boy
Ever been called a Tease: no, a sarcastic prick, yes, but not a tease
Ever been Beaten up: i usually manage to hold my own
Ever Shoplifted: no, but iv still been arrested for it. police brutality
How do you want to Die: i want to be murdered by my love child with sarah michelle gellar
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an even more sadistic bastard than i am now
What country would you most like to Visit: thailand of course
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: less than 5ft 10"
Weight: petite
Best Clothing Style: formal wear .. school uniform
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: errrrr, in excess of 50
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not having all my drunken episodes proffesionally filmed
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My Interests

Movies, driving at silly speeds round bends in the rain trying to scare the life out of anybody in the car with me, taking the piss out of my best friends and kicking chavs out of the Bullring!

I'd like to meet:

Daivd 'The Hoff' Hasselhoff is my God, role model and sheer icon in life. Other than that, I would like to meet Emma Watson, Allyson Hannigan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Catherine Zeta Jones, Tara Reid, Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Denise Richards, Reese Witherspoon, Mena Suvari, Keira Knightly, Rosalyn Sanchez, Amy Smart......all at once!!!!!!!
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Music:

Bif Naked! A person needs no more...

Movies:

Top Gun, Harry Potter, American Pie, Van Wilder, Basically every teen movie made, Beverly Hills Cops, Ronin, Grease, Under Seige, Lion King, the list goes on and on...

Television:

Buffy!!! Knight Rider, The A-Team, Airwolf, Red Dwarf.

Books:

The Buffy Collection (Post-Series Additions), Joke Books, View From The Bridge (Arthur Miller).

Heroes:

The top two people have to be David 'The Hoff' Hasselhoff and of course, the legendary Chuck Norris (who, by the way was not given birth to in the normal fashion, he decided to burst out of mother's womb, screaming at the doctors, and shortly afterwards grew a full beard!!!) I know I'm going to regret saying this, but m0p and Nash are prob the pick of the bunch! The Men that are married to or dating the people in the 'I'd Like To Meet' section. These are also the people I most hate. Other heroes include, Captain Planet, Richard Sharpe, Pete Mitchell, Steven Seagal and Weird Al Yankovic!