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Joey

I like everything everyone else does - but with cheese on it.

About Me

Im a selfish, rockstar-in-the-making prick who would rather spend a night poking hot pushpins into his eyeballs than listen to someone rattle on inanely about their favorite fucking car, or the new Sean Paul album. If this describes you in any way, make like Michael Jackson and beat it. I just want to meet some like minded people - someone who can challenge me mentally - not someone who is mentally challenged. I know how to have a good time, and if you're interesting enough, you can join in. (wow I was really in a good mood this day)

My Interests

fast cars, sean paul. message me if you care to know.

I'd like to meet:

Read above.

Music:

The Beatles, Stones, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Spookey Ruben, Velvet Underground, Strokes, Death Cab For Cutie ,Postal Service, Faith No More, Motley Crue, NoFX, Ben Folds, Cheap Trick, The Awesome Team, Ol 55s, Masterplan, Paul Mac, Tom Petty, Nada Surf, Sabbath, Ron and Fez, Randy Newman

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Planes trains and Automobiles, Casino, Boogie Nights, American Movie, Crumb, Fargo (any coen bros films really), Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ferris Beullers Day Off, any real popcorn movie thats on late at night on TBS.

Television:

TV kinda stinks lately. Mythbusters, Family guy.....wow...I cant think of much else. Discovery channel gets alot of play. Im too busy to watch tv anyway.

Books:

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Meditations, The Denial of Death, Living History, The Four Quartets, Invisible Man, The Way of the World: From the Dawn of Civilizations to the Eve of the Twenty-First Century, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Imitation of Christ, You Can't Go Home Again, The Mage, How to Win Friends and Influence Idiots, Curious George

Heroes:

what is one of David Bowie's most creative and inspirational masterpieces?

My Blog

I wrote a country song

Its about smelly vaginas.Honey, Won't You Wash Your Vagina?----------------------------------Well you came home last nightAnd your face caught the lightComing in from the glass on the door  And I...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

To Do List 1

After getting countless (countless because I have 0) Myspace emails asking what Ive been up to lately, Ive decided to post my to do list from time to time.  I now present: To Do List 1 ...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

GIRLS -PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE RETRO GRANNY SUNGLASSES.

Besides bearing the striking resemblance to Brett Somers on Match Game 74, your face ends up looking 10X too small and you're constantly deceiving us males by hiding half of your face.  We dont k...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST

When speaking with a woman....

watch your words - for she most certainly will.
Posted by Joey on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:47:00 PST

regarding new albums

I always end up loving the songs I initially hate and hating the song I initially love.  amirite?
Posted by Joey on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

been awhile.

Im officially XX. Ouch.  Over the past few years I have developed this routine where 3 or 4 months before my actual birthday - I try on my next age.  I try it on and see how it fi...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:00:00 PST

5 awesome kids riding in a van...

So this is my last day of work til Im out on the road.  Im insanely excited - for finally, I get the chance to do what Ive wanted to do for 15 years now.  Armed with 15 books, 5 ce...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:24:00 PST

And just when you think you're done with KL

You have an amazing night jamming at The Bellevue with old friends.  Too4flynchen, Ill never forget you.  I love and miss you dearly.
Posted by Joey on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:37:00 PST

Top 5 songs I enjoy at this moment

1.  Steely Dan - Everyone's Gone to the Movies 2.  Nada Surf - Calling All Imaginary Friends 3.  The Postal Service - The District Sleeps Alone 4.  Tom Waits - Innocent When You Dr...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST