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Tex Rimjob

Internet Anti-Hero

About Me

I won't like you or anything about you. I know that all you are is lies. But use me up. Because I'm here And I'll allow it. Or maybe I will like you and everything about you and if not I'll pretend to. My laughter is a veil that shrouds mistrust and tears.

My Interests

Sleep*Eat* Drink *Beer* Smoke* Weed* Love* Girls* Go Places* Meet People* Analyze Everything* to the Point of Illness* Keep Things Happy* Less Drama* More Karma* Music* so Everything Doesnt Explode*

I'd like to meet:

This one guy that I'm gonna carve up in dark alley someday. People to boss me around and keep me on track, right or wrong.

Music:

Kanye West + The Police + Sex Pistols + the Trews + Wesley Willis + Spoon + Guns N Roses + Vanilla Ice + Micheal Jackson + Weezer + Motley Crue + Benoit Vinet + King + Benassi Bros + Fatboy Slim + Basement Jaxx + Rentals + Transplants + Blink 182 + K-Fed + Nas + Biggie + Tupac + Dre + Nine Inch Nails + Slush + DVDA + Moldy Peaches + Dag Nasty + RATM + H.I.M. + Turbonegro + NWA + Public Enemy + Keepin It Real Crew + Organized Rhyme + MC Paul Barman + The Awesome Team + Eminem + Johnny Cash + Death From Above 1979 + Swank + Deftones + Beatles + Foo Fighters + Nirvana + Moby + Tricky + System of A Down + Arcade Fire + Ted Leo and the Pharmasicts + Ween + Hawthorne Heights + Rise Against + Pavement + Pixes + Smashing Pumpkins + Beck + G-Unit + Obie Trice + Killers + White Stripes + Infected Mushroom + Northern State + My Chemical Romance + Daft Punk + Conor Oberst + Bloodhound Gang + MC Chris + Method Man + Reakwon + Killah Priest + Rick James + Redman + Seal + Flys + Harvey Danger + OK GO + Fountains of Wayne + Gorillaz + Used + Hot Hot Heat + Operation Ivy + Fall Out Boy + Kenny Rodgers + Prozzak + Cake + All + Nickel Creek + Dead Kennedys + Green Velvet + Dashboard Confessional + Felix Da Housecat + Travelling Wilburys + Tom Petty + Refreshments + Guttermouth + DMX + Roger Miller + Autumn To Ashes + Danger Mouse + Doors + Arlo Guthrie + Hives + Armand Van Helden + Jungle Bros + Beastie Boys + Fugees + Kinks + Miss Kitten + Streets

Heroes:

R.I.P.

My Blog

All I Can See Is Blue

I woke up stunned and covered in a thin film of slime sweat. I looked around, tried to focus. The only thing I could see was a blur, blue and fading. Kinda like me. I felt my stomach lurch, signalling...
Posted by Tex Rimjob on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:12:00 PST

Hey YOU!!!

Unknowingly, YOU have encouraged me to write again. And I am good, partly due to YOU.If YOU are happy, I am happy. I do not need to know, I can assume.The pride I feel for obstacles YOU have overcome ...
Posted by Tex Rimjob on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:13:00 PST