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Joni

I have business cards that say Junior Vice President on them. They're glossy and magnificent! Here!

About Me


Minimum system requirements: caffeine, loud music, guitar and my three favorite open chords G-D-Em, and lastly, lipgloss. In that order.

I'm detrimentally sentimental.

I talk to strangers.

I went to band camp.

A happy-go-lucky gal and if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!

That sums it up folks. Who needs a hug?!

(2/06)

My Interests



Loitering at the beach
Sunsets
Rousing conversation
Serendipity
People watching
Making out
Watching people make out
Bright ideas
Daydreaming
Nightlights
Sleeping in
Chucks
Stargazing on the roof
Dive bars
Live music
Loud music
Singing in the car
Dancing in front of the mirror
Candlelight
Lipgloss
Out of tune guitars
Malbec
My friends bands
Simplicity
Uninhibited laughter
Mao's
Coffee and cigarettes
Unprompted capers
Long drives to nowhere
Your Harley
Travel
Reading out loud

I'd like to meet:


You, or someone you know.

Music:



Please and thank you.

I'd be nothing without music. A total useless muck without it. Music wakes me up in the morning, follows me where ever I go, and tucks me into bed at night.

Movies:



True Romance, Almost Famous, Lost in Translation, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Cool Hand Luke, Clerks, The Graduate, Bullitt, Untamed Heart (so cute), Singles, Eternal Sunshine..., Garden State (shut up, it's a great movie), Shaun of the Dead, Space Camp, The Usual Suspects, The Notebook, Love Actually, Reservoir Dogs, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Big, High Fidelity, Breakfast Club, pretty much any cheesy 80's flick...and so on and so forth. Also, let's not forget softcore porn - just kidding -
ok, I'm not...
yes, I am...not...
wait...huh?!!

Television:



I'm watching TV right now. No, YOU need a new hobby!

Carry on.

Books:



Dictionary. Turns out "Z" did it.
I know...I ruined it for you, didn't I?!

Heroes:



- Mom and Pops. My parents are the super'est superheros - without the silly outfits!

- My friends. When I laugh - they laugh with me. When I cry - they tell me it's not worth it. When I'm three sheets to the wind - they take pictures. I have the greatest friends in the world!

-Matthew Weston

- Travis Thomas,
whom you may have seen wandering the streets of Hermosa Beach in a chicken suit.

Travis likes beer.

My Blog

I [heart] American Idol, season 7!!!

Viva Idols...Viva Dolly!By Karolynn B., IdolOnBip guestwriter After many days of anticipation and texting just about everyone I know, it’s finally Wednesday, April 2nd.  Luckily for me, I&...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:15:00 PST

Directions to a fantastic Sunday

Start: Head south on Linden Avenue towards 1st Street Stop for breakfast here... With him... Turn left at Ocean Boulevard Drop in on them... Slight right to stay on Ocean Boulevard Borrow pieces of fl...
Posted by Joni on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:28:00 PST

To-Do List

..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /> My list, BAF's comments.   As you can tell, I turn meals into events&it's fun.  Try it....:namespace prefi...
Posted by Joni on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:47:00 PST

A crash course in relationships

I wouldn't trade it for the world.  Ever. From: Jason D Bays Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:48 PMTo: Joni RamosSubject: RE: Downtown San Diego , about 7 drinks deep, smoking a cigarette in th...
Posted by Joni on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:20:00 PST

"Best Before"

"Best before dates appear on a wide range of foods people. The 'best before' date is more about quality than safety, so when the date runs out it doesn't mean that the food person will ...
Posted by Joni on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST

M.A.S.H.

Remember the game MASH?  Not to be confused with mashies; that's a whole 'nother talk show. I am destined to live in a House in Australia; I will marry ********** and raise 2 kids; I will work as...
Posted by Joni on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

Precious moments...

Joni:  Quit being a perv. Mike:  I can't help it, it's inborn. Joni:  You kiss your sister?! Mike:  That's inbred, loser!...
Posted by Joni on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:49:00 PST

I wish I could play...

...an F#m to an E. It's the little things.  
Posted by Joni on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

String cheese and Oreos...

...genius band name or my crappy breakfast?  Both?  Yup.  Dude, this smiley is possessed:  Are highlighters toxic?  Quixotic? Too much caffeine?  For sure.  ...
Posted by Joni on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST

I'm officially a "Val"

Pretty lonely in Studio City.   Miss the beach. Come visit me.
Posted by Joni on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:04:00 PST