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About Me



I'm vegan. How trendy. I won't get all preachy on you if you don't get all preachy on me. WORD.

This is the music I've been listening to:

I love all animals. Even the star-nosed Mole.

I DRINK LIKE 100 OF THESE A DAY:

My Interests



I LIKE THIS JUNK:
MYSELF, HOW ABOUT THAT!?
Music
Listening to said music in the rain with headphones on
Trying to sing said music when I can be sure that nobody is listening, or while a bit drunk
Falafel, Tofu and other hippie foods
Oscar Wilde
Statistics (boring, I know)
Fixing things
Cooking, FUCK YES
Spicy things
Being a bit of a bastard
Children's card games (this is my best-kept secret)
Owning tons of jackets
Decent Poetry
Birds, specifically Parrots
Insects, specifically GIANT BEETLES
Getting away with stuff other people would be killed for (I don't know how I do it)
People who ACTUALLY TALK
Writing short stories nobody will ever read
Shouting "DAN!"
OS X (sorry)
I really love languages, specifically French, Russian, Latin and German. However, I suck at all of them. ?????? :I
Public speaking, though I'm not great
LOST IS THE BEST TV SHOW (Juliet Juliet Juliet!)
Shiny red apples
Muesli
Shades, plz

STUFF I DON'T LIKE:
People who don't see the world with any degree of wonderment or interest, why bother?
SLOW MOTION
Being ignored for any reason
Guilt
Dance music that has an unintelligible beat sung over by a squeaky voice
Doing the same thing twice in a row, NO THX
Patriotism
Those fucking croc shoes
If you use the phrase 'At the end of the day...' infront of me, I will cringe.
The notion of people being 'two-faced'. Here's a tip: don't do things that you wouldn't like others to know about, or at least don't be surprised when people find out.
It's probably not healthy for anyone to make everyone else's business your own.
People believing everything they read.

I'd like to meet:


or Keira Knightley. I'm not picky. Not picky at aaaaaaall.

Music:


Morrissey
Sister, I'm a Poet

The Smiths
Still Ill
"The Smiths happened because I had walked home in the rain once too often." - Morrissey

Fiona Apple
Paper Bag

Belle & Sebastian
Stay Loose

The Clash
Spanish Bombs

Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
Timorous Me

Why?
Sanddollars

Themselves
Good People Check

Regina Spektor
Apres Moi

Radiohead
Everything In Its Right Place

Canibus
Poet Laureate II
I'm the sickest linguistically illicit lyrical misfit in the business and probably in existence, what's your consensus?

Other Stuff:
A Tribe Called Quest
Atmosphere
Angelic Upstarts
Anti-Nowhere League
Badly Drawn Boy
Be Your Own Pet
The Beatles (of course)
Buzzcocks
Bob Dylan
Clipse
Captain Sensible
Crass
The Cure
Dead Kennedys
Death From Above 1979
Elvis
Fiery Furnaces
The Flaming Lips
The Jam
Johnny Thunders
Jurassic 5
Jehst
The Libertines
MF Doom
Michael Jackson
NWA
Neutral Milk Hotel
New York Dolls
Pavement
The Ramones
Self
Sex Pistols
Siouxsie & the Banshees
Slaughter & the Dogs
Sleater-Kinney
The Velvet Underground

...and all that.

I also very much enjoy The Macc Lads, I don't know whether I like them ironically or not, really.

Movies:

Off the top of my head, I can't think of any film I have ever watched and hated, I have rather low standards when it comes to enjoying movies.

Books:

Orwell, Dostoevsky, Bulgakov, Kafka, Tolstoy, Nietzsche, Nabokov, James Joyce, Ayn Rand ( lol) .

Heroes:



"Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and, y'know, kiss kittens and sit on the back of bread vans."

"It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true."

"There's only one degree of freshness--the first, and it's the last" (Koroviev and Behemoth are the funniest literary duo, of course)

My Blog

Happy 4th of July, America! :)

My friend Wattie wrote a song for you guys. ...
Posted by the internet on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:53:00 PST

ALTON TOWERS

FOOOKIN RIIIIIDDDEEEEESSSS? ...
Posted by the internet on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

i almost forgot about this (lostie)

FUCKING YES.THEY TOOK MY SON
Posted by the internet on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

reasons to watch lost

reason 1:reason 2:JULIETreason 3:see reason 1
Posted by the internet on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

a big crouton

my desk is a big crouton, i had it custom made and i keep taking bites out of it so now theres only like 1 sq ft of surface left and its impossible to get any work donewhats wrong with my face...
Posted by the internet on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:35:00 PST

CHRIS MORRIS. YES.

now that's some fucking good lying...
Posted by the internet on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

badassery

this is the only picture i have from the hot tub party (though i have yet to see cecil's perverted pictures)napz is looking rather badass!george is looking pleasured by somethingand i'm just loving my...
Posted by the internet on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

soya beans are brilliant

- soya beans are good to eat in their regular bean form- soya beans can be used to make 'milk' - useful!- soya beans can be used in part to create fake meat- soya beans can be made into delicious bean...
Posted by the internet on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

everything is better in russian

i'm not changing it back.
Posted by the internet on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

statistics

sourceHuman population of United States: 243,000,000Number of Human beings who could be fed by the grain and soybeans eaten by U. S. livestock: 1,300,000,000Sacred food of Native Americans: CornPercen...
Posted by the internet on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST