Animals |
Me (to Cat Owner): So, would you mind if I tape bacon to the cat?
Cat Owner: That's a fairly interesting question. What's the purpose here?
Me: I put taping bacon to the cat on a list of things I sai...
Posted by Framer on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:38:00 PST |
In case you didn't know... |
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
Posted by Framer on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:59:00 PST |
Look at my productivity |
Since nobody came to work today due to ice on the ground, I pretty much sat alone at the office and came up with this:
Arguing Effectively
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win...
Posted by Framer on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:17:00 PST |
Who am I? |
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ...
Posted by Framer on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:39:00 PST |
