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About Me

Maybe I'll fill this in laterI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?Go Figure.
Your Penis Name Is...
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Your Boobies' Names Are...
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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
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Take My Quiz
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My score on The Knowledge vs. Intellect Test :
7/9 Intellect
(You are 51% knowledgable and 76% intellectual.)
Excellent! You have a powerful mind backed by a good amount of knowledge. Keep cracking books and nothing can stop you.
Link: The Knowledge vs. Intellect Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Hulk 60% Robin 50% Green Lantern 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 35% Supergirl 30% The Flash 25% Superman 15% Wonder Woman 15% Iron Man 15% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Comics, x-men, Pontiac Grand Am GT, 8 bit Nintendo, Ash, Bars, Batman, Bender, Bill Murray, Billy West, Black Sabbath, Blues Brothers, Bobba Fett, Boddingtons, Boobs, Bruce Campbell, Capri Sun, Casino Boats, Chicks with Boobs, Chicks with Scars, Cinnaman Toast, Coke, Comicon, Days off of work, Dick & Fart Jokes, Burritos, Donald Duck, Dr. Zoidberg, Farside, Fat Albert, Fry, Gambling, Gary Larson, Gay Scientists, Gir, Jaeger bombs, jason the mortician, Jay and Silent Bob, Jessica Alba, Legend of Zelda, Masterbating Bear, MC chris, MGD, Monster Hunter, Mudslides, Nibbler, Nintendo, Nirvanna, PS2, Quentin Tarintino, R2-D2, River Boats, Robert Rodriguez, Santa Claus, Super Mario Bros, Swords, Taco Bell, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Clash, Terminator, The Prussian Monarchy, The Simpsons, tmnt Porn, toys, Vanilla coke, video games, Voltron, winning, winning money at blackjack, WWII.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba's ass, Jessica Alba's Breasts and Ghandi....just kidding, I don't want to meet Ghandi...

Music:

I'll add more later, I promise. Green Day, Generation X, Atom and his Package, Dead Kennedys, MC chris, MC Frontalot, Aerosmith, MC Lars, MSI, Left Rights, Super Joint Ritual, Pantera, The Macc Ladds, Old School Metallica, Frank Zappa, Down, Blues Brothers, Misfits, The Ramones, The Clash, The Vandals,
How White and Nerdy Are You?

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Terminator, Sin City Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Spiderman, Spiderman II, X-men, X2: X-men United, Ghostbusters, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Evening With Kevin Smith, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 2, Star Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, but not 3!, Terminator 1 and 2, but not 3!, Great Escape

Television:

Simspons, Futurama, X-men, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Sopranos, Oz, Entourage, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Thundercats, tmnt, Batman: The Animated Series, Invader Zim, Ren & Stimpy, History Channel

Books:

Harry Potter series, Great Escape, Graphic Novels, George Carlin Books,

Heroes:

George Carlin, me, Santa Claus, Kevin Smith, Wolverine, Bender, Fry, Homer

My Blog

These are the things I love

Today I am going to post a list of things I love. These things make life that much better. If you disagree with any of these, you are a communist. And now, without further ado, the l...
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:40:00 PST

For your listening pleasure

I finally figured out how to add a song on a myspace page. Check out the song I put up, it's better than anything you have on your myspace page.
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

The illustrious 3

So, every now and then, I post on my livejournal the top 3 women that every guy has. The "freebie list" some call it cause if you're in a relationship, the significant other can't get angry or m...
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

Super Whore

So lately in my mailbox for myspace I've got nothing but these chicks wanting to be my friends on their myspace page. There's no soft polite way to say it, these girls are whores. So final...
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

I'm in it son

Check out the pic I made. I photoshopped it so im with rich, cliff, and leo. We's all gangsta now bitches. And by the way, that's exactly how I look.
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:54:00 PST

The internet is a place of sin

So I've been new to myspace for about 2 days. Already these two completely different slutty girls asked to be my friend. I think it's all part of some thing to be the most popular whore on...
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:18:00 PST

The manliest of the men

Ted Nugent is so manly that his shit destroys plumbing. Seriously, I just saw it on VH1. He's on some show called supergroup, and his shit is so manly it destroyed plumbing.
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:07:00 PST

nothing much

Hi everybody. Im new to myspace, I still don't know what to do. I'm having trouble uploading music, how gay is that?
Posted by Jimmy__jazz on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:40:00 PST