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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Rich
Date of Birth: 6/23/85
Birthplace: unknown
Current Location: schaumburg
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6'1"
Heritage: German SUCKAS
Piercings: none yet
Tattoos: none yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: curently velvet acid christ and various other industrial and metal bands
Song: Pretty Toy and countless others
Movie: to many
Disney Movie: pirates of the carribean
TV show: courage the cowardly dog and tons of other cartoons
Color: pink or black
Food: dont really have one
Pizza topping: meh not to picky but none of this pineapple or other crazy topping that make no sense
Ice-Cream Flavor: pends on my mood
Drink (alcoholic): captian an coke
Soda: monster count?
Store: best buy i guess i work there an my money goes right back CURSE YOU ENTERTAINMENT!!
Clothing Brand: none really
Shoe Brand: vans
Season: summer
Month: june
Holiday/Festival: dont really have one
Flower: black rose?
Make-Up Item: dont wear it
Board game: risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: both are tasty
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: tought choice
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: alot
Most missed memory: i lost em?
Best physical feature: isnt that for someone else to tell me?
First thought waking up: another monkeyless day
Hypothetical personality disorder: ocd big time
Preferred type of plastic surgery: plastic surgery is disgusting specially boob jobs boobs dont make the woman
Sesame street alter ego: crackhead carl?
Fairytale alter ego: mad hatter?
Most stupid remark: lol spend a day with me an choose your fav
Worst crime: never commited a crime im just that awesome
Greatest ambition: um..
Greatest fear: being alone
Darkest secret: ok if i say it on here then A) its not a secret and B) how really dark can it be then? i mean i only went on a hooker binge once
Favorite subject: bio
Strangest received gift: beaver skull
Worst habit: chewing me lip
Do You:
Smoke: nope
Drink: here an there
Curse: haha
Shower daily: yeah
Like thunderstorms: heck yes
Dance in the rain: not lately
Sing: does lipsinking in the car count?
Play an instrument: the one eyed snake?
Get along with your parents: nope
Wish on stars: when i was little
Believe in fate: no
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: like a mad man
Sew: nope
Cook: if you give me the recipe
Speak another language: ich lerne deutsch
Dance: jokingly
Sing: we went through this allready
Touch your nose with your tongue: yeah
Whistle: not well
Curl your tongue: yeah
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yeah
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: yeah
Skipped school: yeah
Made prank calls: yeah
Sent someone a love letter: nope
Stolen something: nope
Cried yourself to sleep: i plead the 5th
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? diffrent people annoy me in diffrent ways
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when i feels like it
Name three things you can't live without: cartoons music and video games
What is the color of your room? grey
Do you have any siblings? yeah
Do you have any pets? yeah his names dog and hes a kick ass greyhound
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? hell yes
What is you middle name? youll have to torture me to get it
What are you nicknames? spider monkey was one at work but no one calls me that anymore so make one up
Are you for or against gay marriage? my best friend is gay and i support her 100% of the way
What are your thoughts ..ion? not my body so its not for me to say what is right or wrong
Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah
Are you afraid of the dark? nope
How do you want to die? in some horrible violent way and to have it told to my kids or someone thats able to carry my legend onto their kids an tell em what happened to me like "daddy daddy tell us again how grampa dickhead died" "well thats a funny story son" and they become all skrewed up from it yeah thats right ill be attacking from the grave FEAR ME!!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i dunno one or 2 i tend not to keep count so then if mom ever said who ate all this stuff i could point to my brother with even less guilt not that there was any before
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? id take more than just a bullet how about a full blown nuke?
What is the last law you’ve broken? speed limits
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: red, black, brown, black with pink highlighs ooo so many sexy colors
Eye color: green, blue
Height meh
Weight not gasping for breath lifting their leg but also not so skinny where they look like an ethiopian
Most important physical feature: so many girls have great diffrent physical features
Biggest turn-off i make do with i got
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Moderate
Histrionic : Moderate
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : High
Dependent : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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