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Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam

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About Me


marriedtothesea.com

My Interests

beeboo, beer, gore, baked goods, lesbians, yelling at people in my head, keyboards, pharmaceutical pens, subversive art, mannequins, toys, cuss words.

I'd like to meet:

I love you Annie HardyI edited my profile at Quacked.com , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

giant drag rasputina current leaves of montreal apocalypse hoboken broadcast screeching weasel hum gun gun catastica animal collective b-52s

Movies:

horror! Horror! HORROR!

Television:

Little Britain, Roseanne, Mighty Boosh (via youtube)

Books:

Jong, King, Atwood, Schatzing, Banks

Heroes:

britney spears' vagina. it's been thru a hell of a lot.

My Blog

anxiety is a bitch

it really is.  bowling ball stomach is probably one of the worst feelings in the world and i've been carrying one around in me for a week.  i can't eat even though i'm hungry and brushing my...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:06:00 PST

misconception

i've been extremely good at being inflammatory lately.  i think this partially has to do with people assuming that i'm a tough skinned bitch.  yes, i'm a sarcastic ass, i can't hold my tongu...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:42:00 PST

time bandits needs a model

time bandits ( a little vintage shop off the square ) is looking for a model.  but not just any old model.  you have to wear an xs-s be over 5 foot 7 and wear a size 25 pant.  oh wait, ...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

carrots are yucky

last night i saw this band from austin called the carrots.  5 chicks, 2 dudes, that's 7 people that collectively sounded like complete flat ass.  have you ever been to a kindergarten graduat...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:35:00 PST

it’s called a razr for a reason

razor phones are pretty alright except for when you need to take out the sim card.  last night i dropped my razr and couldn't get it to turn back on.  so i decided to take out the sim card a...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Sat, 10 May 2008 04:31:00 PST

dead rats rule

saturday, my house stunk.  aaron guessed something died underneath it which made sense seeing as there are 5 foot gaps between the house and the ground like a trailer, except it's not one.  ...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:08:00 PST

i’m allergic to avocado

idn't that some weird shit?  i kind of thought i was but today verified it.  i went and had sushi with a coworker and if you've had sushi, which you should've, and if you haven't, you're an ...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:42:00 PST

a reason for tragedy

i think there's a pretty obvious reason for tragedy.  i think most people, no matter who they are, where they live, their socioeconomic position, their age - they all take something for granted.&...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:25:00 PST

the value of a person

is not measured by the impact they have on their loved ones.  it isn't measured by  their time on the clock per se.  nor is it measured by the effort they put into making life what it i...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:15:00 PST

lil showstoppa biotch!

if you haven't seen the lil showstoppa video on youtube, you should.  here's my RE: to it. ...
Posted by Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST