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morgan

usually i say fuck the truth. but mostly, the truth fucks you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

buckets full of hot menz.

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You are Daria!

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Heroes:

my best friends paige and magin. theyare sick ass cool motha fuckin pimpettes BITCHES to ever rule this fuckin land. late.
you know rosalind franklin deserved the credit.

they finally made an action figure of me...

My Blog

more for me

horrible day. failed my physics midterm, then had to scramble to do last minute chemistry, then work. so the ever impressive johanna sent me this message. its really just for me, i wanted to remember...
Posted by morgan on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:52:00 PST

snails

I have a pet snail named baby, which is the baby of the late snail climby mcClimberson. Well, it turns out that baby is in fact a hermaphrodite, and baby is starting to reproduce with little babies o...
Posted by morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bar

it is not a good idea to go to a bar, drink before hand, spil a glass and fuck up your hand bc youre too drink to pick glass up, then go back to you half of a room and puke until your room smells real...
Posted by morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST