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dan the man

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hmmmmmmmm, the impossible task of writing some thing half decent for a profile. what ever i do its going to end up pretty shocking but i shall try anwywho. i live in shanghai at the moment, doing sixth form here in what is possibly the worse school ive ever been to. yes, worse than the ones in the Wu. its so bad ive been getting Es, Us and Ds in my mocks. is is even possible to get grades so shit? tennis is ace, i may well be crap at it but its a great laugh. and, lets be honest, you cant really beat tennis acadmey on a sunday morning with a banging hangover having not got home untill 4 in the morning. i am currently unemployed, pathetic isnt it? especially when i used to work like a pig during the weekends, and completely ruined my christmas holidays because i worked too much. and im dead sorry if i dont reply to your comments but myspace doesnt work too well in china so more often than not i wont even see your comment, let alone reply to it.i need at least 3 Bs to stay in china otherwise i wont be able to get into any of the unis i have my eyes on. any chance of that happening? errr no.no one is replying to my fucking e-mails you, i would say the c word but that is forbidden here!
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My Interests

i like playing tennis even though i am really bad: seving the ball is a complete mystery to me. Lazing about is also good especially with take-out pizza that is really greasy mmmmmmmmmmm. going to town is normally a laugh but NOT sitting on a bench doing nothing!! drinking, just in general like ermmm alcohol or otherwise Bonbon, everyone loves it really. Cotton Club!

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Music:

bit of this, bit of that. Future heads are ace, and becky lyes they are not crap in concert ther are one of the best ive ever seen! Secretly i like pussy cat dolls but then dont we all? in my sectret music i also like nelly fertardo-wrong spelling i think but i dont care-also secretly i like all aerican rejects because we all love a bit of crappy american rock from time to time. Bloc party. adam ant magic numbers clap your hands and say yeah maximo park

Movies:

spiderman!! (im spiderman)one day i will watch sophie scholl and itl turn out to be really crap but at the moment i really wanna see it! green mile notes on a scandal hannibal silence of the lambs capote shawshank redemption Donnie Darkohttp

Television:

FRAISER FRAISER FRAISER BLACKADDER

Books:

The hippopotamus, the liar, the stars' tennis balls, dirk gently books by douglas adams are flipping hillarious and i like stephen king books; even if he does think he's good. which is a bit arrogant. catcher in the rye. a short history of tractors in Ukranian catch 22 julius caesar

Heroes:

my mum...cuz im solid