Harriet

once upon a time..

..there was a princess called harriet

she was a very beautifull and gratious princess and all in her land were very fond of her

one day the evil wizzard asked harriet the beautifull princess to mary him, but she declined because she knew of his evil ways

the wizard was outraged and so kidnapped her and put her in his dungeon

days passed and all the people in harriets kingdom started to wonder where she had gone

so they sought out the help of the brave prince/night/pimp tom...

tom got on his trusty steed and searched all the land for the beautifull princess harriet

he went and knocked on the evil wizzards door and asked if he has seen harriet

and the wizzard told tom the brave prince/night/pimp that he had kidnapped her and he wouldnt give her back

so tom got out his sord and bashed the wizard several times on the head until the wizzard apologised and returned harriet the beautifull princess

harriet was overjoyed to see that such a brave and wonderfull person had saves her so she promptly lept into his arms and they kissed passionately

they then got married and lived happily ever after

the end.

I once heard this...
I LOVE IT:
"Nothing lasts forever..
So live it up, drink it down,
laugh it off, avoid the bullshit,
take chances and NEVER have regrets..
because at one point, everything you did..
..was exactly what you wanted."