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Gandalf the White

I am here for Dating

About Me

They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it. His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover a great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring. Yet there is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor. Yet we are blocked a small door somehow encased in a large mountain where a bunch of short furry Vikings live. It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter. What? What do you say? A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. What? What do you say? The Witch King of Angmar has come! Is it secret? Is it safe? The veiling shadow that glowers in the East takes shape. Sauron will suffer no rival. From the summit of Barad-dur his eye watches ceaselessly. But he is not so mighty yet that he is above fear. Doubt ever gnaws at him. The rumor has reached him. The heir of Numenor still lives. Sauron fears you, Aragorn. He fears what you may become. And so he will strike hard and fast at the world of Men. He will use his puppet Saruman to destroy Rohan. War is coming. Rohan must defend itself, and therein lies our first challenge, for Rohan is weak and ready to fall. The King's mind is inslaved, it's an old device of Saruman's. His hold over King Theoden is now very strong. Sauron and Saruman are tightening the noose. But, for all their cunning, we have one advantage. The Ring remains hidden. And that we should seek to destroy it has not yet entered their darkest dreams. And so the weapon of the Enemy is moving towards Mordor in the hands of a Hobbit. Each day brings it closer to the fires of Mount Doom. We must trust now in Frodo. Everything depends now upon speed and upon the secrecy of his quest. Do not regret your decision to leave him. Frodo must finish this task alone. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth... Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side... Darkness took me and I strayed away through thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of the earth... But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.

My Interests

Men. Frodo Baggins.

I'd like to meet:

Young, fresh manflesh.

Music:

That stupid ditty Merry and Pippin sing.

Movies:

Gamgee and Friends, Uruk-Hai Gone Wild, Meriadoc Brandybuck Uncensored.

Television:

Skinemax for Elven Wizards.

Books:

There and Back Again by Bilbo Baggins, and the Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins...and Hot Young College Studs Get It On Volume III.

Heroes:

Saruman the White, Faramir Son of Denethor, Eric Ross.