Men. Frodo Baggins.
Young, fresh manflesh.
That stupid ditty Merry and Pippin sing.
Gamgee and Friends, Uruk-Hai Gone Wild, Meriadoc Brandybuck Uncensored.
Skinemax for Elven Wizards.
There and Back Again by Bilbo Baggins, and the Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins...and Hot Young College Studs Get It On Volume III.
Saruman the White, Faramir Son of Denethor, Eric Ross.