Random Things |
While I was on Spring Break, a random girlon the beach showed me her boobs. I was verypleased with myself until I realized I couldhave saved nearly $1000 by blowing off the weekin Florida and just get...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST |
R.I.P. |
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was ...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST |
"PUSH" |
"It all begins with a simple push--a swift kick in the ass and we're out on our own, kicking and screaming. But it doesn't stop there. Later, we'll be pushed around, pushed down--with fists and with ...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST |
The Dad Who Tries Too Hard To Be Cool |
Son: Hey dad. This is John. He's on my football team.Dad: Oh, great. That is so fat that you guys ball together. I used to have so many NFL dreams when I was your age.Son: I thought y...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST |
Weekly WYR |
After going through some old ideas, I found one that I started and never finished. It's time to dust off the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the u...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST |
An Open Letter To My Penis |
An Open Letter To My Penis
Dear average-sized penis,Ugh. I don't really know how to say this. We've been in and around so much together. And I really do appreciate the effort you've put in thus far...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST |
My 2006 Credo |
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:32:00 PST |
The Second Annual WGAF Awards |
The Second Annual WGAF Awards
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voting for the Second Annual Who Gives A Fuck Awards. The WGAF are decided by you, not some overpaid industry expert sitting...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:47:00 PST |
College Consumer Report |
College Consumer Report
Ikea, Furniture Store: Theres nothing quite like quirky, eclectic, in style furniture that a blind hermit could tell that you bought at Ikea. Weve all walked into that a...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:16:00 PST |
Get Out Of My Bathroom |
Get Out Of My Bathroom
I am a good tipper. I always have been. I tip for food and cabs and help with my luggage, and anything else that seems appropriate. But I see no reason to tip someone t...
Posted by Big Daddy Deizel on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST |
