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About Me

Like the venerable phoenix of Greek mythology, I rose out of the boring, redneck-laden land of middle Michigan. My descent into the mountains of East Tennessee landed me in the midst of the Hillbilly Highlands of southern Appalachia. At last, I had found a home in the midst of stills and bluegrass pickin' parties. Along with my pioneer-woman wife, we struggled for a year to clear our plot of land and start the beginning of a subsistence-level farm, growing beets for pickling and babies to use as cheap farm labor. Now one year later, we have finally built our dream shack (one room with an two-holer outside). We look forward to basking in the glorious south until the north attempts to take sweet Dixie away again.

My Interests

pickin', grinnin', and drinkin' corn squeezins.

I'd like to meet:

Popcorn Sutton and Junior Brown.

Music:

Red Sovine, Hank, Merle, Ernest, Avett Bros., Wilders, Southern Culture on the Skids.

Movies:

Deliverance, White Line Fever, Convoy, Smokey and the Bandit 1-3, Thunder Road, and Redneck Zombies.

Television:

COPS, MacGuyver, Manimal, NASTRUCK, convenience store robbery videos.

Books:

Me and My Likker, Cumulative Record, and Everybody Poops.

Heroes:

B.F. Skinner and Mama (Despite all my Sunday learning, to the bad I kept on turnin)ADD BACKLINK HERE

My Blog

Why Michigan Stinks

The Jim is writin this while he is temporarily sober, due to vacationin at the county jale. Anyways, since Jim is so clear of mind and full o piss and vinegar, listen up. The Jim's been around a few p...
Posted by Hillbilly Jim on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

I myspaced the shit out of this Mother!

Hey man, I just wanted to let all y'all know that I myspaced tha shit outta this mother twonite. Now go on n do somethin' respectiful with y'alls life and leave the reel doin' to the ol Jimster....
Posted by Hillbilly Jim on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Tom ain't no damn friend of mine!

Man, it has been awhile, ain't it? I been all around man, doing my thing n showing peoples how to do livin' correct-like in this gloryus U.S. of A. As sum of ya know, the Jim's thing is all about the ...
Posted by Hillbilly Jim on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST

Ain't No Nothing No Man Can Do Nowadays

Man, ain't nothing no man can do nowadays. Woke up this mornin, half-asleep broke and drunked out. Babies squallin, wife snorin, sink overflowin with busch cans, and that old singin fish on ...
Posted by Hillbilly Jim on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:51:00 PST

Damn, ain't it all the same shit agin.

Hey y'all, this is the Jim gettin back wit y'all since them local fuzz released me on my own unconsciousness bout an hour ago. Just had to give em my beer money and donate some squirrl meet to some hu...
Posted by Hillbilly Jim on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST