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Pirate Jen

I mock you with my monkey pants!

About Me

Hey i'm Jen (or Jen Jen to certain people - don't ask me why but people just seem to come up with that nickname for me!). I'm 23, about to go into my final year at uni studying English & Media. I'm originally from Birmingham but i'm studying in Leicester.I love pirates! Hell what am i talking about - i AM a pirate! Me & my hearties Pirate Amy & Roger the Cabin boy will swashbuckle your barnacled butts!! I'm pretty eclectic. I love all things pink, glittery, cute, sparkly, kitsch & retro. Yet also black, gothic, punk, manga & anime! I have a major obsession with animal print (especially leopard & zebra) & a pretty serious shoe addiction - 65 pairs and counting! I love monkeys & anything monkey related - Paul Frank is MY friend! I even have the monkey song - buy me enough vodka & i'll sing it for you!I have a strange fetish for men in eyeliner!! Actually its men in make up. full stop. mmm - me likey the ladyboys!I love almost all types of music & love going out drinking, dancing & partying.I'm pretty extroverted, outgoing and outspoken which you'll either love me for or detest but hey thats up to you. I like nice, genuine, kind & fun people, a little eccentricism or craziness is also great too! But my biggest pet hate is rude, ignorant people!Can't really be bothered to ramble on anymore - if there's anything else you want to know then just ask! Or if you just wanna get in touch & say 'Hi' please do!

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jenny's sexual nickname:
"Chesty LaRue"
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My Interests

I love music, reading, films, clubbing, dancing - (am currently learning how to salsa and swing dance, over the summer i'll be learning the art of burlesque & fan dancing & next year i'll be tackling pole dancing), seeing my friends & most importanly: porn! lol only kidding - mostly!

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard - funny, sexy AND he wears make up - need i say more??!! Marilyn Monroe - the ultimate sex kitten Grace Kelly - chic, stylish AND a princess Audrey Hepburn - so elegant! Tim Burton - i love him coz he's such a nutjob! Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ?
Tinkerbell
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Music:

Music taste is far too eclectic to list it all here - i like pretty much everything from 60s/70s/80s, punk, ska,Britpop,indie glam rock, disco, 80s goth, industrial, rock, jazz, swing/big band, old skool hardcore/happy hardcore, techno, drum & bass, erm that pretty much covers the basics!embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://lads. enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal"

Movies:

princess bride, edward scissorhands, batman returns, beetlejuice, labyrinth, dark crystal, nightmare before christmas, pulp fiction, kill bill, usual suspects, big fish, the crow, italian job, quadrophenia, spawn, xmen 1, 2 &3, dogma, clerks 1&2, preaching to the perverted, sleepy hollow, masters of the universe, chasing amy, taxi driver, mallrats, rocky horror show, little shop of horrors, battle royale, gamera: guardian of the universe, secretary, strictly ballroom, bugsy malone, the 'burbs - & thats just my dvd collection! I have tons more on video that i can't be arsed to list & you can't be arsed to read!

Television:

Lost, The OC (i have a vintage princess Sparkle from the 80s! - jealous much??), SATC, Buffy, Red Dwarf, erm...thats about it really, TV is pretty lame these days - i prefer movies

Heroes:

Spiderman, Batman & Wolverine

My Blog

I had to..

I know it had to be done. I just didn't expect it to hurt so much.
Posted by Pirate Jen on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:56:00 PST

I need nicotine!

Ok so who's clever idea was it for me to quit smoking?! Its been 3days, 20 hrs & 10mins since my last ciggie & i'm getting quite cranky now! I had some crazy idea that as i'd been ill & n...
Posted by Pirate Jen on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:32:00 PST

Liverpool Bound

Morning! well i'm off to sunny old Liverpewl today. Am going to see my fave scouser, Hannah who is taking me to the Rocky Horror Show for my birthday! How cool is that?! Am all excited now. Had mini...
Posted by Pirate Jen on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:58:00 PST

Advice of the Day

Warning: Do not accidently sing along to Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name' whilst on a train. Other passengers are disturbed when you suddenly start singing: "MOTHER...
Posted by Pirate Jen on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:31:00 PST

Popping my cherry

Well, I've finally caved in to the 21st century & got a my space account! So all you peeps out there in cyberland can find out what i'm up to - i promise to try not to bore you to tears! If you're...
Posted by Pirate Jen on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:28:00 PST