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The Web's Infamous Aunty

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Create your own Friend Quiz hereI teach hula.I write.I drive a big fat green truck.I have two dogs, one dumb, one not.One husband.Three kids.a Sister.a brother.I have a bunch of friends.I live in BFE, right between "Where the hell is that" and "Never heard of it". Everywhere I go, that is my island. I'm old enough to be youtr mother, your wife, in some cases, your grandma!I am currently in college.Recently I realized that I was supposed to study in between parties! Thank God for second chances and getting a clue, huh?
Sun Sign: Pisces
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Rising Sign: Leo
Ascendant 11° Leo 03' Leo Horoscope
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My Interests

Duh...hula, writing, playing "You're not the bossa me"

The Goddess

Debate- NOT a Catfight

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. MarK Keali'i Ho'omalu(The guy who did the score for Lilo and Stitch...he's also a bad-ass hula choreographer and singer).Stewie Griffin. O-shen.Gene Simmons. Dog's kid,Leland. Jorge Cervantes. Iz, one day.Sheesh! I don't know!
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Music:

Hawaiian, Rock ('specially Metallica, when they were cool), Reggae (eh mon...'specially O-shen and Chief Ragga...E huki e kulia), 50...cent, that is...and as always, RIP Bruddah Iz, wherever your Somewhere ovah dat rainbow is, brah...

Movies:


My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters OK
Comedies Love 'em
Action Bad
Love Good
More Stuff Good

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Natural Born killers. Alice in Wonderland.

Television:

House, M.D. Gene Simmons Family Jewels The Simpsons. Family Guy. Anything on Discovery Health Channel (quit laughing, asshole).

Books:

Too many to list...so I'm a geek WTF???

Heroes:

GOD My mother. My old man. My dad. My sister. Dora. Nana (because she put up with Walter's crap til he CROAKED!). And Jeremy...and let's not forget "G", Candita and Kim.

My Blog

The Wrong time to Exercise his freedom of expression

I am all for celebrating our freedoms in this country. However, that one of our presidential candidates should refuse -blatantly refuse- to replace his American Flag pin to his lapel...well, let's jus...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:46:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

There is no doubt - I am, we are, everyone is going through some very real, very tough challenges right now. Those who follow Biblically, this is what has been touted as "end times prophecy," but it i...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:51:00 PST

A Lesson in Love

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Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:34:00 PST

I am Joyful When I Dance...

Joyful When I Dance...By Roxanne K. Cottell I am Joyful When I Dance, Happy to touch the Sun and the Moon, To pluck the stars from the night-time sky, String them in a lei for my beloved. I am Joyful ...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:50:00 PST

Little Conspiratorial Me

I try hard not to write things that I am positive that one day will get me either shot or imprisoned or something to that extent. And if it is not evident, in your face and up your ass that I am not o...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

It would make you want to hurl, too

OK, folks- It is not a secret that I am not only in pursuit of a college degree, a best seller and a brand new hula halau, but also now, starring in commercials pimping stuff we all need, or don&rsquo...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:02:00 PST

I cannot believe she is on TV...

...and that I am not! OK- I won’t sit here and bore anyone with any presidential candidate preference crap, and I won’t go on to make any kind of suggestion as to how I think anyone should...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:53:00 PST

Cool like that

OK!  First of all- Happy Easter. Now that that is done...  I am going to be on television, and I am completely ecstatic about it all. The day went fast, even as the production crew said ...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST

Fuck Family

Family...bitch PLEASE! I wil...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:20:00 PST

All signs point to it...

At first I was a bit distraught at my life situation. I mean, it was Christmas, and there were not going to be any gifts, and there was the house payment, and now there is still the house payment and ...
Posted by The Web's Infamous Aunty on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:23:00 PST