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About Me

Well there's not much to tell about me really. i am just a normal guy who one day sprouted this giant green mohawk out of the center of my head. i don't know where it came from, i just know that it is awesome. soon after developing my mohawk i learned that. it had become the source of something even greater. i had somehow developed the ability to create electricity. however i have no intentions to use this superpower to save humans, create a lame ass comic book/movie franchise, or rescue a mary jane/lois lane type. my intentions are far greater. with my electric hands i can hold 4 shot glasses at once. i can light girl's cigarettes from across the room. i can and have held live electrical wires. But the greatest of my abilities is only apparent to those who know me. when i hold a microphone in my hand i can melt your face off.
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My Interests

good times with good people. a few drinks, a few laughs and a few good friends sounds like a good damn evening

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet adults. no more of this teeny bopper, i just want to play games, bullshit. real people, i mean. people who don't judge me based on anything besides the fact that i am just a nice guy. but most of all i wish i could meet people who actually follow through with what they say they are going to do instead of just agreeing to call me just to get me to go the hell away.

Music:

metal will melt the planets face off. fuck anything that came out in the last 7 years. quit crying on your "rock" record. go cut your self you emo puppet and get the fuck off the radio.the hogan is definetly metal

Movies:

the self directed variety

Television:

The Sopranos. Tony is a better boss than Pachino. That 70's show reminds me of some good times. Also the Closed Circut TV i have in your house. metalacolypse rules!!!!!!

Books:

Promised all literature that after i graduated i would never again return to it's pages. i get my learnin' from livin'
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Heroes:

Chuck Fucking Norris TM-Fuckin-NTBill S. Preston esq.Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 65% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 55% The Flash 55% Superman 50% Hulk 50% Batman 50% Wonder Woman 45% Catwoman 45% Robin 40% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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My Blog

Dr. Dave

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM THAT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOLVE? DO YOU NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE? DO YOU FREQUENTLY GET A BURNING FEELING IN YOUR LOINS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT ARE TOO AFRAID TO TEL...
Posted by dave on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:35:00 PST

girls are a fucking mystery

why is it that i seem to have this curse about me that prevents me from being anything more than a best friend. i swear to god, it seem s like every girl i meet and take an intrest in almost immediate...
Posted by dave on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

great movie quotes.

ok so anyone who knows me knows that i am a huge movie nerd. so since i am still on the god-damn computer at 3, i can't sleep and am bored to shit. i thought that i would go ahead and start a list of ...
Posted by dave on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST

movies and stuff that i stole from jeni and her people

1. Dan Ackroyd starred in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray who was in... (Nikki)2. Lost In Translation with Scarlett Johanson who was in... (Gemmie)3. The Island with Ewan Mcgregor who was in... (Stacey)...
Posted by dave on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:23:00 PST

battle royale

George Burns sits atop His throne in Heaven, slowly shaking His head."Why so glum, God?" asks John Denver, His right hand man."Well, as you know, France is still acting up. Not playing nice with the r...
Posted by dave on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

life (take 2)

so i guess i have decided that i am tired of watching everyone else be happy with the way things are going for them. so i am going to quit bullshiting myself and everyone else. so that sulking guy in ...
Posted by dave on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

life

could someone tell me why life love to kick you while you are down?. so i have no car no money no job and no girl.. and now to top it all of i have no eyesight. it just seems like i have gotten into t...
Posted by dave on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:15:00 PST

girls are fucking nuts

why are girls such bitches sometimes. and i know the logical answer is the monthly visitor, but i just don't buy that all the time. some girls are just bitches for the sake of being bitches. i mean if...
Posted by dave on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

what the hell

why is it that you can go out of your way to try to be there for someone when they need you, and then some shit goes down on your end and those same people that you have been there for cannot be bothe...
Posted by dave on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

Looking for work

well i got laid off today with out any warning whatsoever. just go into work and get told to gather up my tools. but oh well life moves on. so anyone need a fabricator/carpenter/ el...
Posted by dave on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST