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cheyenne

our society uses napalm to warm fondue

About Me

I have genocidal tendencies, other than that, I'm the first person you'd call on a lonely winter's night to cuddle with in a dark corner of an abandoned cabin. What? So I only eat human flesh. no animals. does that qualify as vegetarian? what a conundrum. i was a terrible child. i'm not that great as an adult either. i mean, i'm great... like napoleon capital G great or alexander or nero--wait, scratch that one. i'd make an excellent tyrant/conqueror, anyway. oh, one more thing: I'M NOT COMPETITIVE... and if you don't believe me, we can rock-paper-scissors for it!!!!

My Interests

lot's of them, thank you. let's just say that if it's craft-y, arty, fun and wholesome, I want to DESTROY... j/k. i likey. i also enjoy holding hands, stifled laughter, and sexual repression given expression through violence. most of all i enjoy making up random shit to write in the blank spaces of internet friending sites.

I'd like to meet:

rob zombie, et al. really dirty people. egomaniacs with low self-esteem (ie. people like me). underestimated people. sexually ambiguous people. sarcastic, bitter misanthropic people. people with tics. people that can hurt me and make me like it. and anyone with an interesting body trick. send your applications through this account. include a SASE and $20. if you're lucky, i might send back a soiled toothbrush.

Music:

Bjork. Aznavour. Mars Volta. Billy Bragg. Skinny Puppy. Piaf. Holiday. Deerhoof. The Kinks. Skip James. Autechre. Portishead. Lamb. Muddy Waters. David Bowie. Indochine (the old stuff). White Stripes. Self. The Faint. Starlight Mints. Aquabats. Kidspatula. Guns n' Roses. Robert Johnson. Dynah . Air. Daryl.

Movies:

To name just a few: Tin Drum. The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover. Barton Fink (and other Coen Brother's films). R. Crumb. Kubrick films (except 2001). Midnight Cowboy. True Romance. Bamboozled. Nil by Mouth. Sweet and Lowdown. Lonliness of the Long Distance Runner. Titus Andronicus. In the Company of Men. Repentance. Batman (w/ Adam West). Flight of Dragons. Cool Hand Luke. Chinatown. Princess Bride. basically, if it is bleak and depressing or darkly humorous, i'll probably like it. and i 3 documentaries.

Television:

24, Alias, ATHF, Harvey Birdman, The Daily Show, Freaks and Geeks, Black Adder.

Books:

i'm an english major. i read /a lot/. and i love books, so i don't think a list could really cover all of what i'm into.

Heroes:

don't exist. unless they drown in their own vomit... then they're super-rad. but, if i had to pick one off of the top of my head i would say Idi Amin. oh shut up, you don't even know who that is.

My Blog

i’m unique-r than you

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Posted by cheyenne on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:33:00 PST

OLD TIMEY-FUN TIMEY!! IPOD Mystery Series

So I've been cast in a serial mystery/drama called Wormwood.  It's like those old timey radio shows with creaking doors and deep voiced narrators, etc.  All you IPod willies get your box ou...
Posted by cheyenne on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

One of the Best Songs Ever

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Posted by cheyenne on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:40:00 PST

the titan runt

Part One. You used the felt-tipped pen.  I told you specifically to use the ballpoint.  I thought my instructions were clear, simple.  This is not the sort of behavior that warrants pro...
Posted by cheyenne on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:07:00 PST

hot action!

last night, i saw an enormous drag queen getting a lap dance from a chiseled male stripper. that is all.
Posted by cheyenne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Function

Think of everything in terms of bodies.  Limbs and lips, cities and storefronts.  Bodies of water; cars breaking like waves against walls of traffic.  Bodies within bodies.  Mitoch...
Posted by cheyenne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vulcans and Jewish conspiracies

http://www.plainlanguage.gov/library/nursery.html i stumbled upon this while doing a little research on the possible latent political meanings of the "This little piggy went to market..." rhyme. l...
Posted by cheyenne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST