New! Worst3 list! New! |
Worst3... reasons to have a security camera. 1. You'll catch your wife cheating on you. It happens all the time. A neighborhood prankster throws an egg up against your house, and then you have to v...
Posted by grant a.c. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST |
Yet another list |
Worst3... first jobs to have. 1. A stripper. You are going to make a lot of money. And it is mostly cash, which you take home every night. No other job you have after this will make you as much mon...
Posted by grant a.c. on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Another list |
Worst3... places to go on a first date. . 1. On a double date with your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. To be on the safe side don't ever let your old girlfriend meet your new girlfriend. Th...
Posted by grant a.c. on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:04:00 PST |
Thank you everyone for reading. |
Thanks for reading my blog. It really makes me happy to see that people are viewing it each day. I hope the crazy stuff I write brings a smile to your face. When I write this stuff I read it and feel ...
Posted by grant a.c. on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST |
BOMBS |
Bombs were dropped night and dayThere wasn't a safe place to stayEvery building was getting blown awayTo my family this brought dismayMother sought guidance from aboveAsked with all humilityHer tears...
Posted by grant a.c. on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST |
Masturbation: A poem about jacking off. |
The fun in sex is overratedRather then fuckingI have masturbatedAll my fantasiesWishes come trueAlways an orgasmNuts never blueLove me some lotionsMy KY JellyKeeping it cleanNever smellyMasturbation ...
Posted by grant a.c. on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:48:00 PST |
POEM: Mr. Hey There and Mr. Fuck Off |
Mr. Hey There and Mr. Fuckoff were neighbors down my street. There relationship was bitter sweet. Mr. Hey There was always polite. Mr. Fuckoff was way too uptight. Mr. Hey There's lawn was the easie...
Posted by grant a.c. on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:59:00 PST |
I refused a new Nintendo Wii. |
I woke up to an alarm I don't remember setting. 4:20 a.m.? What the fuck? Did I do that? Man, I was sleeping good too. I turned off the alarm and headed for the bathroom. My eyes were still half way c...
Posted by grant a.c. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST |
The Polly Mc Buck poem that brings a smile.... |
Polly McBuckPolly McBuck loved to fuckAt the moviesIn the busEveryday with each of usOn the beachBack seat of our carUnder the bridgeBehind the biker barIn the Burger King bathroomAt the Holiday InnSh...
Posted by grant a.c. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST |
"Alone At The Bar" |
"Alone at the Bar"Alone standing at the barAware of the inviting glances as they passReceiving instant gratification I am comfortedAn uncontrollable smile escapes meA tap on the shoulderAnd a nudge to...
Posted by grant a.c. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST |
