Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes

About Me

I like to kill ponies.

My Interests

Laughing with the sinners, instead of crying with the saints.

Fixing the world.

Culinary Arts and Psychoneuroimmunology. Aka, food and your brain on drugs.

Being as fucking obnoxious, rude, and sarcastic as possible. :D

Quite a fair bit of things.I once rode a pony into a lake.
The lake was 9 feet deep, and the pony was not a very good swimmer.

I'd like to meet:

What was this section intended for? As a personals ad, 18swf seeking 21swm? or for a "Oh hay, this person wants to meet God and/or a guy who has fucked a dolphin. I think they're coolz, let's talk! =D"?

Eh.

I'd like to meet someone who doesn't have eerie connections to my friends. Coincidences and plot twists are sometimes allowed.

And someone I don't feel like I have to prove my worth to. Someone who challenges me.

Someone to make ganja brownies with. Or cookies, if you prefer. I do. D:
Some one not from Beavercreek who says "Suck a nut," and appreciates it.

Music:

Anything and everything, I suppose. But please hold the rap and country.Slayer. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. No Doubt. Gospel, and "Jesus loves the little Children." Sung in rounds by 8 year olds.

Movies:

zombiessss. blooood. gutsss. creepy little girls with long black hair and pale white skin.and of course, some comedies are pretty good. Plz dun h8 mi, I lyek Talladega Nights. :D

Television:

should only have 30 channels, not 3000.I'd be happy if I could only use my tv to watch movies on, and for the news to run. ... I also watch a lot of the history channel. SOmething about a[dead] man in uniform gets me all riled up, ya know?

Books:

Any minus Charlie D.

Ayn Rand, Charles Bukowski, Irvine Welsh, Ai Yazawa, Charles DeLint, Brian Jacques, Alice Borchardt...but not the authors of my Psych 100 book.

I HATE the "teen" sections of bookstores. Ew to whiny, angsty, boy-crazy, but sweeter than molasses girlies whose under-/over-developed bodies cause them to engage in wacky hijinks with friends, lose their best friends, get kissed by their crush/ugliest boy in school, and make-up with their best friend all in one day.

I love magazines too. ♥ Juxtapoz and Playboy. I also like "Clifford the big red dog."
Giant, cuddly, red beast gets me everytime.

Heroes:

Catlin.

People who think for themselves.

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Lizzie-bear for keeping me from going emo. :D

The guy who created Jones Soda.

The first cell evar formed. :D :D :D

My Blog

Quick question

So, according to Brandy and Nikki, I'm a goddess of finding things, since I found Nikki's blue card and Brandy's key.I also used to find money everytime I cleaned my room.Hell, even when I'm lost, I c...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

Blood and Chocolate

I'm so out of shape, y'all. :(And it sucks.Aaaand. Still I smoke and drink.Woohooo.[Something's got to give.]By the way.. Blood and Chocolate was a terrible movie. And yet I'm still in love with it. W...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:17:00 PST

Seriously, you guys

I'm such a slut.No. Fake skank. That's what I am.End of story.
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

Flogging Molly = best concert I ever went to.Thank you, that is all.
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

Ugh.

How amazing was today?Let's see...-Getting lectured by the therapist/counselor.-Going to the counselors in the first place.-Not really having anything to do.+Hookah bar+Thai food+New (and better) cred...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

I'm getting married. Wheee!

Trust me, it's worth reading. Spelling errors and all.Well. Maybe not. I used to think alot of things I found funny were inside jokes with friends... the sort of "you had to be there" thin...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:46:00 PST

Lauren‡Victoria's Blurbs.

The hell.:(Blurbs?Come on.Telling the world of my greatness is NOT a blurb.Fuck you, Myspace. =[
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Crack Addict :/

Soooo.I'm sitting here. Shaking so fucking much.My laptop is shaking, cause I'm shaking.Lyek woah.Why am I shaking? :( I realized the other day, besides because of my OCD, i'd be a really sucky tattoo...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

Never take a life worth living

Jay Kay.I lied. (about the piercings and pictures. :( it was only about 150$)...Alot.I've stopped (mostly) lying to people. Now I need to learn to stop lying to myself.Who am I kidding? I'm not over e...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

ABCDEGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

The qwerty keyboard isn't conducive to typing the alphabet. :(So yeah. After about a year of that bright stuff [and a lack of wanting to go to bed] I started to re-do my myspace.But this whole n...
Posted by Linger On, Your Pale Blue Eyes on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST