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About Me

I own the first Brittany Spears Cd. I'd probably have owned the second one too, but I was a broke twelve year old and couldn't afford it.
Everything I say is over-exaggerated. I'm both arrogant and self centered Sarcastic, and terribly dramatic.
I'm afraid that one day I will be that lady who sits in public places at home, on my porch with a million and five cats... and makes terribly cynical comments about everyone who passes by. I'm afraid I will enjoy being that person.
I use all reflective surfaces as mirrors. I am not ashamed of this.

My Interests

Coffee. Jones Soda. Hugs. Christmas. Toe Socks. EBAY. Boys. Useless Knowledge. Time wasting. Picture Taking. Friends. Siblings.

I'd like to meet:

I once had a dog named Boomer. He was this immense 85 pound sheep hearding puppy. Died when I was five.

Mom told me he went to puppy heaven to live with the angels.

I thought she meant Boomer became the kind of movie guardian angel that lurked around and saved me whenever I accidently walked in front of a car.

I always hoped I'd walk into the street and Boomer would bound out from the bushes, sporting a golden dog halo, just in time to save me.

I'd still like for this to occur.

Music:

80's pop. 90's rock.Coffee-shop folk. Classic Country. Bubblegum punk No name artists. Mainstream divas. Anything Broadway.

Movies:

Breakfast Club, Dirty Dancing, Sin City, Beauty and the Beast, Time to Kill, Rocky Horror, Steel Magnolias, Million Dollar Baby, SLC punk, Gypsy, RENT,The Little Mermaid,How To Deal,

Television:

I watch Monk if I'm home Friday nights, and I laugh really loud at Friends reruns. I love Gilmore Girls. Sesame Street BOOHBAH LAZYTOWN
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Books:

Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy- Douglass Adams, Nanny Diaries-Emma McLaughlin,Nicola Kraus, 'Tis- Frank McCourt, To Kill a Mockingbird- Harper Lee, The Cove- Catherine Coulter, Good in Bed- Jennifer Weiner, Bastard Out of Carolina -Dorothy Allison, Letting Swift River Go-Jane Yolen and Barbara Cooney, Rainbowfish-Marcus Pfister,Oh! The Places You'll Go-Dr. Seuss,

Heroes:

I used to watch "Batman" reruns with my brother... It used to come .. "Wonder Woman," and some time after "A-Team."I watched far too much TV as a child.

My Blog

Chicago tagged me?

Rules:"Each player starts with eight random facts/habits or embarrassing things about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At t...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

Sunshine

Oniyoda: did you zone into a world of flowers and rainbows?HacexMalxTiempo: and sunshineHacexMalxTiempo: and poniesOniyoda: and the random pot in the cornerHacexMalxTiempo: Pot of gold?Oni...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

Freak out.

Ohh my iTS x abs: tell me a storyHacexMalxTiempo: Once upon a timeHacexMalxTiempo: in the land of sugar and gumdrops HacexMalxTiempo: there lived a small troll, by the name of Faulkner-aulknerOhh my i...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

Pressure

She was sitting two feet from me...HacexMalxTiempo: chokeHELLOxsunshiinee: dieHacexMalxTiempo: hope you get stabbedHELLOxsunshiinee: hope you get shot...by a strawberry bullet.HacexMalxTiempo: wish a ...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

Seasons of Love.

UnseeingObserver: I'll just have to be sure to never have a meaningful conversation with you, then.HacexMalxTiempo: never at all.perhaps we should only speak of socks and wife beatingHacexMalxTiempo: ...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

Prettyyyy

Giggle.I fail at life.I'm really trusting, guys.And a horrible person.Atleast Lauren, my love, is really pretty.I can just stare at her all day and my problems would go away.She's so prettyyyyy....
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

Winding.

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> domlwy: yes catlin, i dream of the day that i can start spending the rest of my life with you domlwy: forever and always...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

Homework.

UnseeingObserver: guesssss whatttttHacexMalxTiempo: you got a pony?UnseeingObserver: that's a horrible guess.UnseeingObserver: I'm not even going to tell you now.....xieatzombiesx: You're worthless.xi...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

And Catlin lived happily ever after.

HacexMalxTiempo: Once upon a time...Ohh my iTS x abs: hurrah!HacexMalxTiempo: There was a small mint tin, located in the trash can of a very important building...HacexMalxTiempo: Nobody really liked t...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST

Frito Lays... Food for the fun of it!

xieatzombiesx: YESSSS.xieatzombiesx: well uh. i managed to eat a chip alright. but the swiss roll did me in.HacexMalxTiempo: oh dear =[HacexMalxTiempo: make yourself a milkshakeHacexMalxTiempo: or put...
Posted by Curbside Prophet. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST