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The key to life is moderation...I just need a locksmith

About Me


Who am I? Well, according to my therapist...I’m just kidding! Life is great. For the past four years I’ve been living in SoFlo and as of December 2007 I have finally...drum roll please...finished my Bachelor of Science Degree in Visual Effects & Motion Graphics. Yeah...I know. You’re probably thinking...Jesus! This guy’s 30! He should have been out of school years ago, working the 9 to 5 and raising a family. What’s his f*cking problem? It's very simple. After graduating high school I attended college in the Fall. But, like the leaves falling from the trees so were my grades. I was suffering from a major case of scholastic burnout. I decided to take a little time off. 6 years to be exact. OK...so it was a little longer than I had planned! I guess the best way to describe it is 6 years of random excitement. Trips to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, summers on the Gulf Coast, working a year on a drilling ship 200 miles off Galveston Island, living in Atlanta for two years and moving to Fort Lauderdale. Fortunately I can look back now and realize taking that break was the best decision I ever made. Not only was it fun but it made me the person I am today. Who is that? Just an easy going, ordinary guy with a future hopefully as exciting as the past.


My Interests

I’m a laid back guy who enjoys the simple things in life. Fine wines - imported caviar - exotic vacations - sports cars. Awww...who are we kidding. What I meant to say is I love spending time with my family - hanging out with friends - cooking - grilling out - ice cold oat sodas - going to the beach - sleeping in on Saturdays - traveling - playing guitar - messing around on the computer.

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Feel free to check out my other MySpace "side projects" proving, yet again, that I just may have too much time on my hands.

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Music:

My taste in music is all over the map. So, what does that actually mean? Well, to spell it out, in layman's terms, it means that I'm just too damn lazy to list all my favorite artists yet I enjoy a variety of styles.

Movies:

Comedies are my favorite but I'll watch just about anything. And yes, I'll even watch chick flicks...when she makes me.

Television:

Because of my crazy schedule I hardly get the chance to watch TV during the week. Now that I think about it...that could be a good thing. When I have time I watch Seinfeld - My Name Is Earl - The Office - Everybody Loves Raymond - MythBusters - Ghost Hunters - Adult Swim - VH1 Classic.

Books:

Wait a second while I grab em' from underneath the table leg and dust em' off. Yep...The Lord of the Rings and Howard Stern's Private Parts. True classics.

Heroes:


My Blog

never did work or broke it?

Wow! Here we are once again. 2007 is past its prime and closely coming at an end. Just as I was actually beginning to enjoy it and bam...2007 stick a fork in it you're done. 2008 come on down...you're...
Posted by darb" on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

give me a break

I finally decided to take the plunge and see what all the hoopla for My Heritage Celebrity Look-A-Like generator was all about. I have to be totally honest that, after thoroughly analyzing the results...
Posted by darb" on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

the abcs and mp3s of tech support

So you wanna add a MP3 player to your Myspace profile? Today I recieved a handful of messages inquiring on how to do just that. So, I thought "what the hell"? "I've got some time to spare so why not ...
Posted by darb" on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

hell has officially frozen over

Well, it's official. What some have said was almost the impossible has come to fruition. A Van Halen (not Van Hagar) reunion that includes Diamond Dave on lead vocals, Eddie on guitar, Alex on drums a...
Posted by darb" on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

words of wisdom

I found out a very valuable lesson today while sitting outside a local pub enjoying a shrimp po' boy sandwich, a side of shoe string fries and a cold beer. It's never a good idea to laugh and video ta...
Posted by darb" on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:46:00 PST

the beard project 2007 (UPDATE)

With just seven days into the competition I am proud to announce that yours truly has officially won the coveted title of 2007's winner of The Beard Project. Here's a quick recap of what took place l...
Posted by darb" on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:47:00 PST

the beard project 2007

I, possesing somewhat of a competetive nature, find it immensely satisfying to set a goal for myself at least once a year. So, this year I'm here to announce that my goal for 2007 is, drum roll pleas...
Posted by darb" on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:12:00 PST

the twins have finally peaked

It was 1990 and a little show by the name of "Twin Peaks" hit America's TV sets like a two-ton hammer. For those of you who aren't familiar here's a quick synopsis. The body of a young girl (Laura Pa...
Posted by darb" on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

the missing G-H

Yesterday, while driving home, I spotted a sign off the side of the road in big bold letters "YARD SALE ." Now normally, after a long day at work, the last thing on my mind is "hmmm...I sure could fa...
Posted by darb" on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

it can't come soon enough and no...it's not death

You can call me childish. Or like my mom used to say...don't act your shoe size. Actually, she still does from time to time. But that's beside the point. Getting back on subject, I can't begin to expr...
Posted by darb" on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:51:00 PST