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Chris

I wrap my rascal two times, cause I like it joyless and without sensation...and as a way of punishin

About Me

I'm Chris, fairly new to the Raleigh scene. I originally came from the Kansas City area, I came to NC for a new job. So far it has been a great move. Everybody out here is really cool and laid back. I even got into the habit of eating grits for breakfast everyday for a while.I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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My Interests

Baseball & football. Star Wars & Star Trek (I am not a big geek...I promise).

I'd like to meet:

Scott Boras, so I could kick him in his ovary. I'm no mathmagician, but I cant seem to find the logical reason that anybody needs a quarter of a billion dollars to do their job. Mr. Boras could very well be the Kim Jong Il of MLB. Which X-men character are you?
You are Wolverine... Logan! A mysterious man, who also knows very little of his past. The indestructable alloy, Adamantium was grafted to his bones which have produced claws that extend from his hands. This alloy also means that Logan never ages! He is a fiery and confident man who has a short temper. When his fuse is lit he is quite agressive and vicious, he is a very dangerous man.
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding


65%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Leatherface


50%

Pinhead


50%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Jigsaw


40%

Hannibal Lecter


40%

Candyman


40%

Michael Myers


20%
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Music:

Metallica, Godsmack, U2, Peter Gabriel (I know, sort of a musical hodgepodge happening here).

Movies:

Star Wars, The Godfathers, Jay & Silent Bob movies According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
Which Anchorman Are You?

Brick Tamland
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.Your Brick Tamland! Polite and honest, you are a great friend to have around.
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!
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33% Ghetto ...
Kinda Ghetto.
You are kinda Ghetto. You are not the coolest or most suave person in the world. But you are not that ghetto either. You are only ghetto in the most extreme of circumstances.
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What baseball player are you?

Albert Pujols
You are a workhorse and want to win.
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Television:

Scrubs (pure genius), Battlestar Galactica, The Office, The Sopranos, King of Queens

Heroes:

My Father. He is just your average man, not a war hero and has never saved anyones life...but he has always been there for me and has always put his family first. My wish is to at least turn out to be half the man that my father is.

My Blog

Somebody Destroy Jeannie Zalasko...PLEASE!

Jeannie Zalasko has to be the absolute worst on air sports personality this side of Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.  Watching her run the World Series pre and post game shows is the equiv...
Posted by Mizzoutiger on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

Dry Ice Bombs

I told my brother that we have to do this next time we are together. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9015794510241027087 &hl=en...
Posted by Mizzoutiger on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

Bigotry

OK, here is the deal.  Today, I am catching an early dinner at the NC Seafood Restaurant at the Farmers Market.  While I am about to finish up, an interracial couple walks in and is waiting ...
Posted by Mizzoutiger on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST

Random Crap About Me

I saw this somewhere else and thought I would borrow it.  Here is some Q & A about your favorite subject...ME!!! 1. Initials: CEH2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Christina Ricci...
Posted by Mizzoutiger on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST