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About Me

I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

My Interests

Golf, movies, music, playing drums, hangin out, video editing (for fun AND making cash), Bush-bashing, beer.

I'd like to meet:

Les Claypool (Genius)

Dave Grohl (Genius as well)
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Music:

Primus, Tool, Helmet, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Cake, Beck, The Dismemberment Plan, Queens of the StoneAge, Fugazi, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Soul Coughing, Weezer, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, M. Night Shyamalan films, Office Space, Tombstone, Fight Club, Three Kings, American Beauty, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Reservoir Dogs, The Edge, Goodfellas, Full Metal Jacket, Heat, The Green Mile, Pushing Tin, Cast Away, Ferris Bueller's Day-Off

Television:

Dexter, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Lost, 30 Rock, Heroes, The Amazing Race, Seinfeld, Star Trek TNG, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Nova...

Heroes:

My Blog

A YEAR IN TEXAS

Wow. It's been a whole year (+ a couple of weeks) since I moved to Texas and took a new job. I have to say the past year has been the fastest and hardest of my life. I had lived in W...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:00:00 PST

SEARS AGAIN!!!!!

Yep, the cursed cloud hanging over Mike & Ashley's heads has struck us down again. This time it is a repeat offender... SEARS! My wonderful wife bought me an awesome gift for Christmas. ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

THE LEFT LANE

I don't think I will ever understand what most people are thinking while they drive. Actually, I believe that they aren't thinking while they drive! The left lane is for passing. It's a passing lan...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:46:00 PST

THE BEST BUY CLUSTER-F*@%

*****(Before you read this, if you ever find yourself walking behind me, please be so kind to remove the sign on my back that says: "By all means, fuck Mike over!")*****In our new house we have an odd...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

BOUGHT A TEXAS HOME!

Well, Ashley & I finally bought a house down here in Texas. Here it is... We're sooooo glad to be out of our crap-crap-crappy apartment. (Not that apartments in general are crappy, ju...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST

THE U-HAUL PREDICAMENT

Ok, so here's the shortest version I can come up with for my U-Haul nightmare... I wasn't going to go with U-Haul, I had even reserved a truck with a different company. However, U-Haul was offer...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:51:00 PST