constipated people dsnt give a shit...

I am Telai...
And I am Sphe- Shal
I live my life crazy... weird... happy and full of love
Uhhmmmm correction...
I live my lyf super crazy
Harmless though,
Dnt wori... If Im laughin at u..
I laugh more at myself
I love my FAMILY...
may not b perfect but i wouldnt wish for another set..
i believe dey r my treasures in life..
sumthin money cant buy....
people whom can give me money so i could buy..
I will always be my Papa's Lil Girl
who has been der all d tym 2 support and nag and cut my allowance.
I love LIFE...
d pains... d joys... d happiness...
d heartbreaks... d love...people coming in and out...
dos who effin dsnt want 2 leave...
Most of all, d learning it brings which makes me who i am 2day...
I love my FRIENDS...
I cant live without dem
so ders nothing i wouldnt do or give for dos people i call my backbone...
And as long as i call dem "my friend"...
NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FRIENDS!!!%@#$%@
I love HAMMOCKS...
CHOCOLATES... MARSHMALLOWS
SUNSHINE... SUNSETS...
I love FLOWERS and ull love my FLOWER
I love crazy, meaningful and anythin under d sun talks
and I love ANYTHING... and EVERYTHING...
I love STARS...
I always believe dey makes wishes come true...
and one day... dis heart's wish will b granted
Boys in pink are attractive...
Guys bringing their umbrellas r Machos..
Tattoes r cool
Guys with weenies r... oh wait... I think its really needed
And i love dem soooo muuuuccchhh!!!!
To all d man i loved before...
who travelled in and out my door,
Im glad u came along,
I dedicate dis one... 2 all d man i loved befooorrreeee...
This ones 4u guys...
and ohhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eat ur hearts out coz...
And will be a
SO PLEASE FALL IN LINE :)
I am simple and silly and happy and silly
Maybe wat makes me different is dat i think differently
and take things "my way".
In every decisions i do,
I make sure 2 have strong knees 2 stand by it
And never regret wats ryt in my heart
Im always after simple things,
i always believe its wer happiness hides...
Sumday im gonna be flying 724256252753275634 kites...
Gonna jump out a hot air balloon (b4 it flies)..
swim lyk a fish...
go bungee jumping d wyl d rope is breaking...
standing on a roller coaster waving my undies...
ride a bike lyk a racer..
Im gonna do a 3hr rap using my underarm, tongue and hands for d sounds...
all white clothes will be washed in2 red..
im gonna win lottery and will b superdupermega rich...
will joint force with bin laden
and we will implement growing of mustache lyk his,
oh ok no shaving 4 girls either...
Im gonna teach girls d ryt way 2 put holes in condoms...
Man milk wont smell bleach nymore
Im gonna do everything..
Im gonna make others happy
Den Im gonna b happy 2...
Im gonna love and have brokenhearts
And will b loved...
Im gonna live my lyf 2d fullest
And ill b a cute old maid and sexy pervert
Nah nah... d truth is...
sumday sumday sumday im gonna end up with sum1 ilove...
and will be a happy mom 2 lil me :)
Honestly, I believe Ill find the guy 4me
.... hopefully soon :(
He will not be perfect but me + him = perfect...
And i promise He will always mean d world 2me :)
I just wish he would b smart 2realize wat my heart feels b4 my menopausal years...
Hello?
C - L - U - E :
He can be...
Im gonna sing dis one 2 him everynyte...
ur my hunny bunch sugar plunge
humpy yumpy yumpkin...
ur my sweety pie.
Ur my cupy cake, gum drops snickle snipple snibble...
d apple of my eyes...
Let Me Know the things dat u know...
and find out i am far better ...
in my dreams :(

If i like u and u dont like me...
Ill still like u :)
This is me and dats how ill stay... (tsk tsk tsk too bad)
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